I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Chapter 164 - 164 128: Urgency in the Match? I resisted for twelve seconds!_2



“I will never lose!”

“I have to win this competition, no matter what!”

With Terence’s roar, Zhu Chengyu on the other side also struggled.

He was just like Terence, subconsciously clutching his stomach, legs tightly clenched, and his forehead full of cold sweat.

Seeing this, Li Zhen hurried over and whispered, “Chengyu, if you’re feeling it, don’t hold it in!”

Zhu Chengyu glared at him and said, “Are you kidding me! Just a little stomach trouble is going to make me admit defeat? Impossible!”

“If that big ape Terence isn’t giving in, there’s no way I’m going to give in!”

“There is no such word as ‘surrender’ in the dictionary of a soldier!”

Li Zhen was filled with admiration in his eyes, and said, “I admire soldiers the most!”

“You can indeed endure regular gastroenteritis and diarrhea with willpower. But I am afraid…”

“Afraid of what?”

Zhu Chengyu asked through gritted teeth, as he felt a swelling in his stomach that seemed to be heading toward a certain place.

Yet, through sheer willpower, he held it in!

“This…”

Li Zhen’s eyes flashed and he stepped aside, “Let’s have Zheng Cheng explain.”

Zheng Cheng stepped forward with a sincere look on his face and said, “Zhu Chengyu, don’t force yourself to hold it in, otherwise the consequences could be dire.”

“Zheng Cheng…” Zhu Chengyu gritted his teeth, “I don’t know what your relationship is with Li Zhen and the others, but thinking a soldier will surrender is impossible!”

“When my Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique reaches level 3, it awakens a certain… trait…”

“A trait? What’s so weird about that?”

Zhu Chengyu inhaled sharply, cold sweat covering his forehead as he clenched his buttocks.

“My power… also has a special trait!”

“My trait is a bit… special…” said Zheng Cheng with a serious face, “The technique, it’s called Anal Fissure.”

“When the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique is in effect, there’s a chance that the person affected will develop an Anal Fissure. The longer you hold it in, the higher the chance of developing it, and the more severe it becomes…”

Zhu Chengyu’s pupils contracted sharply, as if he had seen something terribly frightening.

“Damn it!”

He cursed loudly and turned to run!

Li Zhen shouted just in time, “Zhu Chengyu, nine seconds!”

Bai Jingqi nearby burst into laughter, “Hahahaha, just like me, they couldn’t last ten seconds, hahaha…”

Zhu Chengyu’s actions attracted the attention of countless people.

“Whoa! What is Zhu Chengyu doing? Why is he running so fast?”

“What did Li Zhen say to him?”

“Couldn’t hear it, but he’s running so fast, where is he going…”

“Is that… the public test?”

“Whoa! Qin Zheng is reacting too…”

A crowd of people began discussing, and many people’s gazes shifted to Qin Zheng.

At this moment, Qin Zheng was also breaking out in a cold sweat, clutching his stomach and slightly lifting his buttocks.

Li Zhen asked curiously, “Why hasn’t the gastroenteritis pill worked yet?”

Zheng Cheng replied helplessly, “Bro, my technique has reached level 3, a common pill is useless.”

The faces of Li Zhen and Bai Jingqi changed dramatically, “Then, then what should we do, Qin Zheng how…”

“Damn it… Ahhhhhhh!!!”

Just as the two of them were panicking, Terence let out a scream from across the field, and fell to the ground.

Behind him, his baggy jeans were heaving as if something was spewing out.

At the same time, a large pile of manure was continuously pouring out from his trouser leg, creating a messy pool on the ground.

Li Zhen’s eyes lit up, and he shouted loudly, “Terence, ten seconds!”

“Holy smoke!”

“He’s going!”

“Damn it!”

“No wonder he’s called the white horse, he pooped so much!”

“Fuck! So stinky! Run!”

“Ugh…”

“Oh my god! I’m going to throw up too, ugh…”

“Ahhhhhh…”

With another scream from Terence, his jeans, which were already dyed yellow and black, suddenly turned a more intense shade of red.

A strand of sticky, fresh blood flowed down from the leg of his jeans.

As a tearing pain spread from his nether regions, Terence’s burly figure collapsed on the ground, creating a splash of feces.

His massive body trembled continuously, still convulsing.

His rear, was… split.

Seeing this, Qin Zheng also wore a terrified expression and he too turned to run, heading for the nearby public toilet.

Before long, the entire field was left with only Terence, lying in his own filth, still convulsing.

Li Zhen looked on with a strange expression, his eyes full of fear.

“Qin Zheng, twelve seconds!”

“The winner… Qin Zheng!”

“I announce, the new leader of Qinzhou Province’s Freshmen Union is… Qin Zheng!”

No sooner had he finished speaking, than a chorus of excited and heated discussions rose up around him.

However, the subject of these discussions was not the new leader.

It was… Zheng Cheng!

“Holy fuck! That’s so damn terrifying!”

“What the hell kind of power is this! Even the Professionists are suffering like this!”

“Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique! I’m willing to call it the most powerful debuff!”

“Mother of god! That poor white horse Terence, he’s still spraying!”

“What the hell did he eat to smell so bad!”

“Run, run quickly…”

“Oh my god! Zheng Cheng from Chang’an City’s 12th Middle School, I’ve remembered him!”

“Such a terrifying power, with this technique he’s definitely going to be the champion of the New Professionists Joint Entrance Examination and Ranking Competition!”

“I think so too, if even Qin Zheng could only last twelve seconds, what about the others…”

“It’s over…”

“Let’s go, let’s go! The union leader has been chosen, it’s Qin Zheng. Next, is the face-off with the losers.”


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