I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Chapter 163 - 163 128: Holding it in during the competition? I held it in for twelve seconds!



Just as the announcement was made, all the freshmen in the square chap up in excitement.

“Hahaha, I told you Qin Zheng would win, how about that!”

“Not so fast! Dragon Vein is said to be the strongest profession, how could he be easily defeated by a newbie?”

“Hahaha! Three contests, and we’ve already won two. We don’t even need the last one!”

“I also feel that this new recruit that Qin Zheng and his team chose is just a low-level professionist, his debuff skills might not even break the opponent’s defense!”

“Playing the strategy of the horse race?”

“Regardless, we won!”

“Let’s have Qin Zheng and Zhu Chengyu decide the last contest with a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, they are both from the Xia Country after all!”

“I agree with that too, hahaha….”

The crowd murmured as many of them had made up their minds that they were now the leaders.

After all, it was a best of three contests, and they had already won two rounds, there’s no need for the third one!

Li Zhen made a big grin and announced, “Terence has already lost two rounds, do you still want to continue?”

“Wait a minute!”

Joseph yelled, “Why not continue?”

“In the second contest, it was a stalemate between Qin Zheng and Terence, with less than a second difference, so we counted it as a tie!”

“The winner of the first contest was Zhu Chengyu, not Qin Zheng, if our guy wins the next round, wouldn’t all three be a stalemate!”

“Therefore, I demand to continue with the third contest!”

“Good!”

“Just like this!”

“I was careless just now, I didn’t dodge and this time, I will win for sure!”

“The third contest must continue, or we won’t accept the result!”

A dozen foreigners started arguing again, especially Terence. He was shaking his fists, looking like a big gorilla.

“Damn! How could these foreigners be so dishonorable?”

“Honestly, in the first contest, it was a tie between Qin Zheng and Terence.”

“Bullshit, a second faster is still faster!”

“No contest! What if we lose?”

“Yeah, I know Zheng Cheng, his skills can cause diarrhea, but we’re all professionals here, how could we get diarrhea?”

The surrounding crowd started murmuring again, but Li Zhen didn’t seem perturbed.

Since you’re so eager to make a fool of yourself, I’d be happy to oblige!

“Alright then, the third contest will proceed as normal!”

Li Zhen silenced the crowd with a wave of his hand, asking, “Do you all need a rest?”

“No need!”

Terence roared, “Hurry up! I can’t wait!”

Li Zhen then turned to Zhu Chengyu, “How about you, Chengyu?”

Zhu Chengyu also shook his head and said, “There’s no need for rest, let’s just get it over with.”

“My scouts have discovered that a large group of low-lives are gathering outside the city, and there’s no lack of professionists among them.”

Li Zhen raised his brows, “I see.”

“Also, if you can’t hold it in, don’t try to hold back!”

“What?”

Zhu Chengyu was surprised, but Li Zhen had already turned his head.

“The third contest begins now!”

The moment the announcement is made, Qin Zheng, Zhu Chengyu, and Terence stepped forward again.

Zheng Cheng also took out a wand from his inventory, and with a wave, cast his Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique upon the three men.

“Hey! Zheng Cheng, Joseph and Lin Feng announced their skills and their effects, you should do it too.”

“Exactly! Don’t let the Xia Country down!”

“I remember you being a low-level professionist, but Qin Zheng and Li Zhen think highly of you. Did you find a high-level profession change manual?”

The crowd got rowdier, especially the neophytes from the same faction as Zheng Cheng.

Zheng Cheng laughed, “Since everyone wants to know, I’ll tell you.”

“My skill is quite special, it’s called Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique. The effect is simple – it causes diarrhea….”

Just as he finished speaking, the crowd who didn’t know Zheng Cheng started murmuring again.

“Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique? What kind of ridiculous name is that?”

“Cause diarrhea? Holy shit, what a game-changing skill!”

“Cut the crap! Diarrhea is only for ordinary people. We are professionists, how can we possibly…”

“Damn! It stinks! Who farted?”

“Damn! It has taken effect in just a few seconds, look..”

A group of people yelled as they subconsciously turned their heads towards the left of the square.

Terence!

He suddenly held his stomach, arched his buttocks, clenched his legs, and his face turned extremely pale.

Jospeh next to him also turned pale, and hurriedly yelled, “Terence, hold it in! No pooping!”

Terence gritted his teeth and said, “I know… I’m fine, I just wanted to relax after standing for so long…..”

“Heh~”

Before he could finish his sentence, he couldn’t hold it in and let out a huge fart.

“Terence, hang in there… Ugh…”

Just so happened that this fart sprayed directly on Joseph, who was closest to him, causing him to vomit.

“Damn! Ugh… Terence! What did you eat this morning…ugh….”

He ran away rolling over and over, his ten plus companions also hurriedly fell back.

While running, Joseph kept shouting, “Terence! You must hold on! Or you’ll face severe punishment from the elders…”

“Ugh…!”

“Roar….!”

Terence suddenly let out a loud roar, muscles swelling all over his body. Thick hairs sprouted from his pores, covering his entire body.

He looked like a fierce giant gorilla.

The thick muscles in his legs started wriggling, strengthening the muscles around his sphincter, tightly blocking his rectum.


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