You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Ding Jun, furious and embarrassed, pointed at Ye Yan and shouted, "Kill him for me!"

"Kill him!!"

The surrounding attendants roared, cheering themselves on!

However, at this moment!

Words floated down from the sky.

"Drawing a knife only cuts the water; the water still flows. Raising a cup only dispels sorrow; the sorrow deepens..." [This is a poetic expression often used to convey the idea that some actions meant to alleviate a problem or sadness may actually exacerbate it or have little effect. The first line is easy to understand. The second line suggests that attempting to drown one\'s sorrows with alcohol only leads to deeper despair.]

A figure descended in front of Ye Yan, with a slim figure and a black bamboo hat covering the whole face.

But judging from the figure, he should be a handsome man.

This man\'s voice was so pleasant, coupled with a hint of sadness, it could easily captivate any young girl.

A man who can recite poetry, so attractive!

Such a bewitching back view.

"Who are you?" Ding Jun questioned angrily.

"A wise man speaks in riddles. I am Pigley!"

Ye Yan\'s little face turned awkward upon hearing this. \'What an outstanding man! Senior Brother Ye likes men like you!\'

A poser.

"Pigley! If you have any intelligence, get lost! Do you know who I am? I\'m..."

"Can you put on your pants before talking tough? The girls around here don\'t like it." Pigley sighed lightly, as if saying, "This guy is not good enough; let me handle it."

Ding Jun finally realised he was exposed, hastily pulling up his pants. "Kill them for me!"

"Hold on!" Pigley raised his palm and shouted.

"What are you up to?"

"Tearful eyes ask the flowers, but the flowers remain silent. Amidst the chaotic red petals flying past the swing..." [This verse captures a sense of longing, loneliness, and even abandonment. The first line describes someone with tear-filled eyes seeking solace or answers from nature, represented by the silent flowers. Despite their emotional plea, they receive no response, highlighting a sense of isolation or lack of comfort. The second line, introducing the idea of red petals flying past a swing in disarray. This chaotic scene could symbolise the fleeting nature of beauty and joy.]

Ding Jun: "..."

Ye Yan: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Heck, he broke into poetry without any conversation!

"Kill him! I\'ve never seen someone so arrogant!"

"Hold on!" Pigley shouted angrily, calming everyone down.

Ding Jun was already in despair, "What are you trying to do?"

"Freely soaring..."

Seeing Pigley about to burst into poetry again, Ding Jun couldn\'t take it anymore!

It wasn\'t just Ding Jun who couldn\'t handle it; even Ye Yan couldn\'t. Playing the flute was already enough to make people despair, but Pigley\'s poetry was driving everyone crazy!

Today was a day of learning!

"Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!"

The surrounding crowd shouted in unison.

All the attendants rushed towards Pigley, and then...

"We\'re all brothers, go easy on me." Pigley said, then covered his head and crouched down.

Bang, bang, bang...

The scene was chaotic.

At least Ye Yan and Ye Liu were very confused. Wasn\'t this guy here to be a hero and save the beauty? Why did it turn out so tragic?

Originally thought to be a platinum, but unexpectedly, he was just a bronze.

A cup of tea time passed...

The attendants were panting, one by one stepping back.

"Before the bed, the moonlight shines bright, resembling frost upon the ground~" [This verse is the opening of a famous Chinese poem titled Jìngyè Sī, or "Thoughts on a Quiet Night," written by the Tang dynasty poet Li Bai. It paints a serene picture of a tranquil night scene where the moonlight is so bright that it appears as if there is frost on the ground. The imagery evokes a sense of stillness and beauty, inviting contemplation and reflection.]

"Kill him for me! Beat him until he can\'t speak! Beat him! Beat him to death!" Ding Jun was completely confused; if possible, he really wanted to cut this guy\'s head open.

Another cup of tea time passed.

"Goose, goose, goose, with its neck curved towards the sky, sings... pfft..." [This is the beginning of a popular nursery rhyme called É É É, which translates to "Goose, Goose, Goose." It\'s a simple and playful children\'s song often used to teach young learners Chinese pronunciation and rhythm.]

Before he could finish, he was punched.

"Young Master Ding, this guy is a bit tricky, we can\'t beat him to death!" One attendee was shaking, his fists all bruised.

Ding Jun didn\'t know what to say at this point. Was this Pigley indestructible?

He stood up again!

At this moment, Pigley appeared so magnificent. His towering figure seemed to be radiating golden light, a kind of brilliance.

"I admit defeat, you brat!" Ding Jun was also convinced. He had never seen such a despicable person!

Ding Jun left with his men at a very fast pace, as if he had seen a ghost.

Pigley cleared his throat and turned around slowly. At this moment, the world seemed quiet.

"Quietly I came, quietly... I\'m leaving again." Pigley swiftly ran away.

Ye Zizi coldly shouted, "Pigley! Don\'t think that just because you\'ve lost weight, I won\'t recognize you! I can recognize your voice even if you turn into ashes!"

Ye Zizi disappeared in an instant, and so did Kai Yun. Ye Yan and Ye Liu quickly blocked the way, surrounding Pigley.

"I mean... I, Pigley, saved your lives, and is this how you repay me?" Pigley said helplessly.

Seeing the crowd around, Kai Yun quickly formed seals, and they all disappeared...

Several kilometres outside the city...

"Pigley!" Ye Zizi shouted again.

"Aunt Zizi, who is this?" Ye Yan asked curiously.

Ye Liu seemed to have figured it out and looked at Aunt Kai Yun. She probably guessed it too.

Kai Yun asked curiously, "Zizi, who is this?"

Ye Liu: "..."

It seems that she has overestimated Aunt Kai Yun.

Ye Zizi whispered, "This is the famous Jealousy!"

Both Ye Yan and Kai Yun were stunned.

Pigley sighed deeply, "Ye Zizi, even in this state, you still recognize me."

"Hehe, with that accent of yours, can I not recognize you?" Ye Zizi snorted. This guy, pretending in front of me.

Pigley took off the hat, finally revealing his appearance.

Except for Ye Zizi, everyone\'s faces were elongated. It was indeed a pig\'s head!

Ye Yan was very puzzled. Why were all of dad\'s subordinates human, but he turned out to be a pig?

Pigley might be an exception; this was his true form!

He could switch between two-wheel drive mode and four-wheel drive mode at any time.

However, just now, Pigley was beaten up by the crowd, not because he didn\'t want to fight back, but because he couldn\'t move... This was one of Pigley\'s weaknesses.

Because Pigley is the type of person who becomes stronger when faced with a challenge, no, let me correct that – when jealousy arises in his heart, it will erupt.

The deeper the jealousy, the stronger the eruption.

However, when Pigley is devoid of jealousy, besides being invincible, he has no offensive power, similar to an ordinary pig.

If there is one character in the entire team who is considered abnormal, apart from Qing Xu, it would be Pigley.

When jealousy kicks in, he doesn\'t even remember his own surname.

"Pigley, it seems like your memory is normal," Ye Zizi asked curiously.

"Nonsense, my memory is excellent," he replied.

"Then why don\'t you come back? I don\'t believe you don\'t feel it," Ye Zizi questioned.

Pigley just sat on the ground, "Big sister, I still want to play a bit more. It\'s rare to stroll outside without listening to the orders from above. It\'s quite enjoyable."

"Makes some sense," Ye Zizi and Kai Yun nodded in agreement.

Ye Zizi kept asking, "Wait! Why did you block your aura?"

"Oh damn, Wei Chang must have caused a big commotion. I\'m sure His Majesty wants to find me. So, I blocked it. Even if I come, it won\'t be of any use. With you all around His Majesty, isn\'t that enough?" Pigley grumbled while touching his pig nose.

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