Chapter 66: Thread 8: Speculations and Streamer Showdowns!
330: Anonymous Explorer
Today's stream felt pretty empty, didn't it?
331: Anonymous Explorer
It's all because of that Hachioji Dungeon.
332: Anonymous Explorer
True that.
333: Anonymous Explorer
I mean, it's a fact, so what can you say?
334: Anonymous Explorer
Thanks for the stream. I bailed halfway through.
335: Anonymous Explorer
Can't blame you.
336: Anonymous Explorer
The territory fight at the end was the only interesting part.
337: Anonymous Explorer
>>336
That part made the anti-thread explode. You really shouldn't bring it up.
338: Anonymous Explorer
LOL.
339: Anonymous Explorer
>>336
I love how all the unicorns collectively lose their minds.
340: Anonymous Explorer
That was some blatant teasing.
341: Anonymous Explorer
Teasing (and the streamer ended the broadcast still clueless).
342: Anonymous Explorer
It's even funnier because the streamer didn't even realize it.
343: Anonymous Explorer
Honestly, I'm more surprised that Kisaragi actually made it to the 34th floor of the Nagoya Dungeon.
344: Anonymous Explorer
Well, he's not trying to sell himself as an idol, plus he's still in high school. Let him do what he wants.
345: Anonymous Explorer
Do people actually have a serious crush on Asagao? She's a high schooler, you know?
346: Anonymous Explorer
Oh, you'd be surprised... there are always weirdos like that.
347: Anonymous Explorer
Don't underestimate otakus. There are guys out there who seriously think they have a chance with Asagao. Those are the ones sending long creepy super chats.
She's not a virtual streamer though, so she doesn't bother reacting to every super chat.
348: Anonymous Explorer
>>347
LOL, it's like she's rejecting them without saying anything.
349: Anonymous Explorer
>>343
I seriously don't get it. How did he even get down there?
350: Anonymous Explorer
He just used his shikigami or something (according to him).
351: Anonymous Explorer
>>345
There are a ton of people with a serious crush on her.
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352: Anonymous Explorer
Ugh, gross.
353: Anonymous Explorer
>>351
Put a warning on that. Don't dump creepy letters from the anti-thread here.
354: Anonymous Explorer
That's disgusting. I can't even laugh.
355: Anonymous Explorer
No joke, that's just nasty.
356: Anonymous Explorer
This is the tragic end of the "weak man."
357: Anonymous Explorer
>>343
He's an EX, so he can probably breathe underwater or something (random guess).
358: Anonymous Explorer
Does he have gills or something?
359: Anonymous Explorer
Kisaragi is secretly an amphibian?
360: Anonymous Explorer
Let's send him a reply and tell him to stream from the Nagoya Dungeon.
361: Anonymous Explorer
Can he even take a camera down there?
362: Anonymous Explorer
Doesn't seem like it.
363: Anonymous Explorer
Do magic stone cameras even have waterproofing?
364: Anonymous Explorer
>>361
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>>363
A high-end camera should be fine even if it's hit with water magic. I'm not sure about taking it underwater, though.
365: Anonymous Explorer
Doesn't sound possible, LOL.
366: Anonymous Explorer
Isn't it impossible to explore down there in the first place?
367: Anonymous Explorer
Someone did make it to the 34th floor, though.
368: Anonymous Explorer
>>367
I checked the official record of deepest floors, and yeah, it says 34th floor. I laughed.
369: Anonymous Explorer
>>368
So we found the culprit.
370: Anonymous Explorer
How the heck did he manage that…?
371: Anonymous Explorer
This is beyond something you can even understand.
372: Anonymous Explorer
Unrelated stuff kept getting hyped up during today's stream.
373: Anonymous Explorer
Yeah, Hachioji Dungeon was so boring that it basically became a casual chat stream.
374: Anonymous Explorer
But come to think of it, Kisaragi has only streamed from Shibuya Dungeon and Hachioji Dungeon, right? Kind of surprising.
375: Anonymous Explorer
>>374
Our sense of normal is warped from all the crazy deep floors we've seen. But yeah, most of the streams have just been from Shibuya Dungeon.
376: Anonymous Explorer
Is that so?
377: Anonymous Explorer
The lakes, deserts, volcanoes, and seas were all part of Shibuya Dungeon's deep floors.
378: Anonymous Explorer
>>377
When you put it like that, Shibuya Dungeon sounds absolutely insane.
379: Anonymous Explorer
No wonder it's still not fully cleared, even with all the people there.
380: Anonymous Explorer
Yeah, but most of those people are just streaming from the upper to middle floors.
381: Anonymous Explorer
Kisaragi has really made dungeon streams popular, hasn't he?
382: Anonymous Explorer
More and more high-ranked streamers have started popping up.
383: Anonymous Explorer
High-ranked (C-rank).
384: Anonymous Explorer
C is already considered pretty high-ranking, you know.
385: Anonymous Explorer
It's an improvement now that there are more streams from the middle floors.
386: Anonymous Explorer
I've noticed more lower floor streams lately too.
387: Anonymous Explorer
>>386
I think that's thanks to Asagao.
388: Anonymous Explorer
Kamishiro Rion said she might start streaming soon, too.
389: Anonymous Explorer
>>388
Her streams would probably just be silent as she bulldozes through everything.
390: Anonymous Explorer
Wait… I kind of want to see that.
391: Anonymous Explorer
Is it really okay to let that woman stream without any filters?
392: Anonymous Explorer
Kisaragi, when are you going to collab stream with Kaede Jinguji?
393: Anonymous Explorer
Collab…?
394: Anonymous Explorer
That'd be less of a collab and more of just having a guest.
395: Anonymous Explorer
>>392
Don't sneak in trying to complete the EX collection!
396: Anonymous Explorer
EX collection, LOL. Only Kisaragi could pull that off, so do it.
397: Anonymous Explorer
Now I'm genuinely curious.
398: Anonymous Explorer
Me too.
399: Anonymous Explorer
She's called the fastest explorer, but we don't really know what her fighting style is like, do we?
400: Anonymous Explorer
She's fast, right?
401: Anonymous Explorer
That's a pretty vague answer. And we don't really know about the salaryman's (Ryou's) style either.
402: Anonymous Explorer
He was pretty solid though, right?
403: Anonymous Explorer
>>402
There's no way someone fights like that and goes into the deep floors.
404: Anonymous Explorer
He must use a different style when he heads into the deep floors.
405: Anonymous Explorer
EX streams are just the best.
406: Anonymous Explorer
It's either a chill stream or a grind-fest.
407: Anonymous Explorer
And don't forget the salaryman and the old guy who doesn't even use social media.
408: Anonymous Explorer
"Salaryman," LOL.
409: Anonymous Explorer
I like how Kisaragi quickly announces his next streams.
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410: Anonymous Explorer
>>409
"Next dungeon stream will be a collab with one of the people who sent a lot of collaboration requests."
Who's it gonna be?
411: Anonymous Explorer
If it's a collab request, it's gotta be a famous streamer, right?
412: Anonymous Explorer
Didn't he say he rejects carry-type collabs?
413: Anonymous Explorer
>>409
What if the collab partner is a girl? How will that go?
414: Anonymous Explorer
Depends on how famous they are.
415: Anonymous Explorer
Either way, the anti-thread's gonna blow up.
416: Anonymous Explorer
The anti-thread always blows up.
417: Anonymous Explorer
Even when he's not streaming, the anti-thread is going wild.
418: Anonymous Explorer
Let's make bets on who the next collab partner will be.
419: Anonymous Explorer
Asagao-chan.
420: Anonymous Explorer
>>419
She just sent him a direct reply on Twitter instead of a message, though.
421: Anonymous Explorer
>>418
If it's a dungeon streamer, could it be Panda?
422: Anonymous Explorer
>>420
Seriously? No wonder the anti-thread is always on fire.
423: Anonymous Explorer
>>418
My bet's on Aikas.
424: Anonymous Explorer
>>423
No way. Annoying streamer Aikas is a no-go.
425: Anonymous Explorer
Yeah, no chance.
426: Anonymous Explorer
Kisaragi's more of a government-affiliated EX anyway, so there's no way he'd collab with a troublemaker.
427: Anonymous Explorer
>>418
Here's a wild guess: Torimo Sasanami.
428: Anonymous Explorer
>>427
That's not even a dungeon streamer! LOL.
429: Anonymous Explorer
Please stop bringing up more controversy fodder.
430: Anonymous Explorer
Controversy (the anti-thread's favorite pastime).
431: Anonymous Explorer
If the VTuber community joins the anti-thread, it's going to be a mess.
432: Anonymous Explorer
>>431
Isn't it already? Whether more unicorns show up or not, it won't make a difference.
433: Anonymous Explorer
It won't be a virtual streamer.
434: Anonymous Explorer
It's probably someone who's struggling to gain traction, right?
How about Muscle Glasses?
435: Anonymous Explorer
>>434
Who the heck is Muscle Glasses? LOL.
436: Anonymous Explorer
Who even is Muscle Glasses?
437: Anonymous Explorer
Muscle Glasses
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438: Anonymous Explorer
Huh, interesting.
439: Anonymous Explorer
Definitely struggling (judging by the numbers).
440: Anonymous Explorer
I'm betting on Kanacon.
441: Anonymous Explorer
>>440
Who's that?
442: Anonymous Explorer
I have no idea who these streamers are.
443: Anonymous Explorer
To be fair, there aren't that many famous dungeon streamers.
444: Anonymous Explorer
If it's a famous collab, maybe it's that validation-hungry streamer?
445: Anonymous Explorer
>>444
Nope, didn't they have a Twitter meltdown over Kisaragi?
446: Anonymous Explorer
LOL.
447: Anonymous Explorer
"Validation-hungry streamer" is their official title now, huh?
448: Anonymous Explorer
>>440
[Retired Salaryman]Konkon ch.
Kanacon
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449: Anonymous Explorer
>>448
I think I've seen that before.
450: Anonymous Explorer
Yeah, I remember seeing that account trending on social media a bit.
451: Anonymous Explorer
>>448
Big boobs and a big axe, right? (blunt)
452: Anonymous Explorer
Oh yeah, now I remember! That's the laid-back big sister type (who annihilates goblins with a two-handed axe).
453: Anonymous Explorer
LOL.
454: Anonymous Explorer
So much for goblin rape fantasies in ero doujinshi, huh? (dead inside)
455: Anonymous Explorer
LOL, this is it, huh?
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456: Anonymous Explorer
>>455
That's some true annihilation going on there, LOL.
457: Anonymous Explorer
>>455
First, I was looking at the boobs, then her axe skills, and then... yeah, it made me wince.
458: Anonymous Explorer
That's on you, LOL.
459: Anonymous Explorer
No matter who Kisaragi collabs with, it's bound to be interesting.
460: Anonymous Explorer
He's interesting enough on his own.
461: Anonymous Explorer
>>460
Wait, is that a compliment?
462: Anonymous Explorer
Probably not.
463: Anonymous Explorer
LOL.
464: Anonymous Explorer
Wait, is the next collab going to be at Nagoya Dungeon?
465: Anonymous Explorer
No, it's not, LOL.
466: Anonymous Explorer
If it were, I'd be terrified.
467: Anonymous Explorer
That collab would get canceled real quick.
468: Anonymous Explorer
I personally want Asagao-chan or Kamishiro-chan to collab with him again.
469: Anonymous Explorer
That's what's "normal" to you?
470: Anonymous Explorer
You've been brainwashed.
471: Anonymous Explorer
>>421
I like Panda too. It'd be cool to see a collab.
472: Anonymous Explorer
Panda?
473: Anonymous Explorer
Panda's skill level is... lacking.
474: Anonymous Explorer
Panda's a D-rank, right? Kanacon is E, so it's not too far off.
475: Anonymous Explorer
Here are the guest rankings for Kisaragi's streams so far:
Asagao "C"
Kamishiro Rion "EX"
Aizawa Ryosuke "EX"
Who's next?
476: Anonymous Explorer
>>475
At this point, Asagao-chan is the odd one out.
477: Anonymous Explorer
LOL.
478: Anonymous Explorer
>>472
Dou Dou Ling Ling
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By the way, people call her "Panda" because her name sounds like it.
479: Anonymous Explorer
>>478
Thanks.
Her fan nickname is so random, though.
480: Anonymous Explorer
It's fine, she's a panda, after all.
481: Anonymous Explorer
She's cute, like a panda.
482: Anonymous Explorer
Panda's a dude, though.
483: Anonymous Explorer
Dou Dou Ling Ling sounds a lot like a panda, I get that ← Makes sense.
Let's just call her Panda ← Huh?
484: Anonymous Explorer
You don't get it?
485: Anonymous Explorer
Recently, Panda's been using black-and-white designs too, so it's fine.
486: Anonymous Explorer
Everyone's just going along with it, LOL.
487: Anonymous Explorer
I don't care who, I just want to see Kisaragi dive into the deep floors again.
488: Anonymous Explorer
There's no way he'd do that in a collab stream.
489: Anonymous Explorer
If he did, it'd be a total disaster.
490: Anonymous Explorer
If he collabs with someone who can handle the deep floors, it'd be hilarious anyway.
491: Anonymous Explorer
What, is this guy invincible?
492: Anonymous Explorer
That's what you call a Kisaragi fanboy.
493: Anonymous Explorer
Is it okay to have a fanboy who laughs at everything?
494: Anonymous Explorer
Of course! Kisaragi's streams are always super chill!