Chapter 53: Thread 5: Beyond Human Limits
38: Anonymous Explorer
It can't be helped.
39: Anonymous Explorer
We've burned through like 20 threads just for this morning's stream, right?
40: Anonymous Explorer
Reason for ending the exploration: "Just kind of got tired."
Record: 86th floor.
41: Anonymous Explorer
Wait… seriously?
42: Anonymous Explorer
EX-rank explorers can do anything, huh?
43: Anonymous Explorer
Here's what we learned this time:
– Kamishiro Rion is a beautiful but disappointing person.
– Kamishiro Rion and Kisaragi-kun are like a messy older sister and her long-suffering younger brother.
– Kisaragi-kun can make it rain whenever he feels like it.
– Magic compression is being researched in America.
– The boss of the 75th floor is some kind of weird dragon.
– Explorers can fly (??????)
– Kisaragi-kun can summon gods (?????????)
– The 86th floor is a beach.
44: Anonymous Explorer
>>43
Too much information!
45: Anonymous Explorer
It doesn't make any sense.
46: Anonymous Explorer
Even watching the stream left me confused.
47: Anonymous Explorer
>>43
– Explorers can fly (??????)
?????????
48: Anonymous Explorer
No, they can't.
49: Anonymous Explorer
But Kamishiro Rion was flying!
50: Anonymous Explorer
Don't try to apply logic to EX-ranks. That's the takeaway from this thread.
51: Anonymous Explorer
True.
52: Anonymous Explorer
What's happening…?
53: Anonymous Explorer
I was at work and missed the stream, but I can tell it was chaotic.
54: Anonymous Explorer
Trust me, even if you watched it, it still didn't make sense.
55: Anonymous Explorer
Here's what viewers learned today:
– Kisaragi-kun is amazing.
– Kamishiro Rion is amazing.
56: Anonymous Explorer
Yeah, that's pretty accurate.
57: Anonymous Explorer
– Kamishiro Rion is an idiot.
– Kisaragi-kun is a little odd.
58: Anonymous Explorer
You'd know Kamishiro Rion is an idiot if you've followed her on social media.
59: Anonymous Explorer
Is she really that bad?
60: Anonymous Explorer
She mostly just posts pictures, though.
61: Anonymous Explorer
So many brain-breaking moments today.
62: Anonymous Explorer
Isn't Asagao-chan just too good for him?
63: Anonymous Explorer
No one in the country is on Asagao's level except for three other people.
64: Anonymous Explorer
So, EX Reiman isn't as ridiculous as I thought?
65: Anonymous Explorer
Even Jinguji Kaede managed to solo the Takayama Dungeon to the bottom.
66: Anonymous Explorer
EX-ranks are just built differently…
67: Anonymous Explorer
Wait, really?
68: Anonymous Explorer
Wasn't she part of a party? I'm confused.
69: Anonymous Explorer
Jinguji Kaede is known as the fastest explorer, right?
70: Anonymous Explorer
But how accurate is that claim?
71: Anonymous Explorer
I'm gonna suggest on social media that they collab with Jinguji Kaede next!
72: Anonymous Explorer
At this point, I want to see all the EX explorers.
73: Anonymous Explorer
The dungeon world is in chaos after today's stream.
74: Anonymous Explorer
No surprise there.
75: Anonymous Explorer
I expected as much.
76: Anonymous Explorer
Dungeon researchers on social media are losing their minds.
77: Anonymous Explorer
Well, it is the deep floors.
78: Anonymous Explorer
It's no wonder people are freaking out after so much new information was revealed at once.
79: Anonymous Explorer
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80: Anonymous Explorer
>>79
Lol.
81: Anonymous Explorer
>>79
Stop laughing at them.
82: Anonymous Explorer
Poor guy…
83: Anonymous Explorer
I can't see the image right now, bad connection. Can someone explain?
84: Anonymous Explorer
>>79
That's just sad.
85: Anonymous Explorer
>>83
The official Explorer Association account posted an update about the new record set in the Shibuya Dungeon, then immediately followed up with a sigh.
86: Anonymous Explorer
EX-ranks, man…
87: Anonymous Explorer
Maybe we shouldn't let EX-ranks meet each other.
88: Anonymous Explorer
We need to keep them separated and under control.
89: Anonymous Explorer
Can we even control monsters like that?
90: Anonymous Explorer
They can fly, remember?
91: Anonymous Explorer
>>90
Just thinking about it makes me laugh.
92: Anonymous Explorer
This whole situation is a mess.
93: Anonymous Explorer
Everything is just chaos now.
94: Anonymous Explorer
The Dungeon boards, the Kamishiro Rion fan forums, the researchers, the Explorer Association, and the dungeon streaming community…
They're all losing their minds.
95: Anonymous Explorer
What have you done, Kisaragi-kun?
96: Anonymous Explorer
This is basically a coup.
97: Anonymous Explorer
It's practically an overthrow of the government.
98: Anonymous Explorer
We might get an official press conference from the government at this rate.
99: Anonymous Explorer
The Dungeon Ministry is definitely going to hold a press conference.
100: Anonymous Explorer
It's been years since we had a new record for the highest floor reached… And the exploration ended because "he got tired."
101: Anonymous Explorer
I feel like I'm losing my mind.
102: Anonymous Explorer
It's always been insane, so don't worry.
103: Anonymous Explorer
How can anyone be calm after this?
104: Anonymous Explorer
The archived stream is blowing up with views.
105: Anonymous Explorer
What are we even supposed to do now?
106: Anonymous Explorer
What's Kisaragi-kun's next stream going to be like?
107: Anonymous Explorer
There's no point in predicting it.
108: Anonymous Explorer
He could probably get a million views just by rolling a pencil.
109: Anonymous Explorer
It's always a mess, and yet I can't stop watching.
110: Anonymous Explorer
Kisaragi-kun just became my favorite streamer.
111: Anonymous Explorer
Does he have a lot of female fans?
112: Anonymous Explorer
Maybe not?
113: Anonymous Explorer
I bet he's got a lot of female explorer fans, though.
114: Anonymous Explorer
Definitely.
115: Anonymous Explorer
Most of his viewers are probably explorers in general.
116: Anonymous Explorer
His audience seems pretty young.
117: Anonymous Explorer
The government should treat Kisaragi-kun with more care.
118: Anonymous Explorer
There's already an anti-thread about Kisaragi-kun.
[Explorer]UNKNOWN Anti-thread[Kisaragi Tsukasa]
119: Anonymous Explorer
>>118
Lol.
120: Anonymous Explorer
Not surprised.
121: Anonymous Explorer
Once you get an anti-thread, you know you've made it big.
122: Anonymous Explorer
His channel just hit a million subs too.
123: Anonymous Explorer
Wait, seriously?
124: Anonymous Explorer
That's way too fast, lol.
125: Anonymous Explorer
Both the anti-thread and the subs count are exploding, huh?
126: Anonymous Explorer
I'm dying of laughter.
127: Anonymous Explorer
He's an EX explorer, streaming, and now he's got a ton of haters.
128: Anonymous Explorer
The anti-thread is moving fast with angry comments, lol.
129: Anonymous Explorer
It's full of jealous posts, and it's hilarious.
130: Anonymous Explorer
>>129
Don't call it jealousy or they'll get mad.
131: Anonymous Explorer
I've seen the hate comments on social media too. He's been getting a lot of flak lately.
132: Anonymous Explorer
It's because he's collabing with Asagao-chan and showing off his absurd strength.
133: Anonymous Explorer
It's like he's one of us, but with insane powers, so people are picking on him.
134: Anonymous Explorer
If he were more serious, maybe he wouldn't get so much hate…
135: Anonymous Explorer
If he were serious, he wouldn't be streaming at all.
136: Anonymous Explorer
The anti-thread people will never beat him, though.
137: Anonymous Explorer
Jealousy is real, huh?
138: Anonymous Explorer
All the wrong types of people are gathering in that anti-thread, lol.
139: Anonymous Explorer
So much happened in just one day.
140: Anonymous Explorer
– 20 threads burned through in a few hours.
– His stream hit #1 trending worldwide.
– An anti-thread got created.
– Jealous trolls invaded.
– Social media is blowing up with replies.
141: Anonymous Explorer
>>140
This plus the list from earlier… It's all insane.
142: Anonymous Explorer
This is just too much, lol.
143: Anonymous Explorer
I bet we'll start seeing a ton of "deep floor analysis" videos soon based on Kisaragi-kun's stream.
144: Anonymous Explorer
Fake analysis videos are always fun.
145: Anonymous Explorer
I love those deep-dive videos.
146: Anonymous Explorer
Do you think Kisaragi-kun will respond to the anti-thread?
147: Anonymous Explorer
He's too busy for that, I bet.
148: Anonymous Explorer
The anti-threaders are just playing by themselves.
149: Anonymous Explorer
Isn't that always the case?
150: Anonymous Explorer
Ah..
151: Anonymous Explorer
>>149
True that.
152: Anonymous Explorer
Lol.
153: Anonymous Explorer
He's probably too busy to care about his haters.
154: Anonymous Explorer
Do you think he'll add a donation feature?
155: Anonymous Explorer
There aren't even any ads on his streams.
156: Anonymous Explorer
He should at least enable ads, right?
157: Anonymous Explorer
He's probably already swimming in money, though.
158: Anonymous Explorer
So jealous.
159: Anonymous Explorer
By the way, his next stream is apparently going to be a "Dungeon Basics" class.
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160: Anonymous Explorer
>>159
Wait, seriously… you're doing this now?
161: Anonymous Explorer
That's probably a contract stream for the Association, lol.
162: Anonymous Explorer
What even are "dungeon basics"?
163: Anonymous Explorer
"Almost dying makes you stronger," or something?
164: Anonymous Explorer
>>163
Stop with the fake "basics," lol.
165: Anonymous Explorer
"Use magic, and your enemies will die."
166: Anonymous Explorer
"Don't rely too much on your Shikigami."
167: Anonymous Explorer
Doesn't sound useful at all, lol.
168: Anonymous Explorer
Why is everything so weird in this thread?
169: Anonymous Explorer
It's his fault, honestly.
170: Anonymous Explorer
>>168
Hasn't it always been like this?
171: Anonymous Explorer
Yeah, pretty much.
172: Anonymous Explorer
I'm going to start checking out the anti-thread as a new hobby, lol.
173: Anonymous Explorer
Sounds fun.
174: Anonymous Explorer
Both Kisaragi-kun and the people in this thread are having a blast.
175: Anonymous Explorer
He's having such a huge impact on society as an EX-ranked explorer.
176: Anonymous Explorer
Amazing (in the simplest terms).
177: Anonymous Explorer
He's completely changed the way people view dungeon streams.
178: Anonymous Explorer
EX-rank is just on a whole other level, huh (brain malfunctioning).
179: Anonymous Explorer
Maybe upper-floor streams will become more popular now that people are over the deep floors… Nah, probably not.
180: Anonymous Explorer
No chance.
181: Anonymous Explorer
Upper-floor streamers should switch to gaming streams instead.
182: Anonymous Explorer
>>181
Someone already quit dungeon streaming because of him, so don't rub it in.
183: Anonymous Explorer
Wait, really? Lol.
184: Anonymous Explorer
How many dungeon streamers has Kisaragi-kun indirectly forced to retire?
185: Anonymous Explorer
He's probably crushed the spirits of a lot of explorers too.
186: Anonymous Explorer
And he's just out here streaming with the best of intentions!
187: Anonymous Explorer
Monsters like him just don't understand how humans think, huh?
188: Anonymous Explorer
Ugh…
189: Anonymous Explorer
>>312: Anonymous Explorer
"When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you."
190: Anonymous Explorer
>>189
Lol.
191: Anonymous Explorer
I can't deny it anymore. He really is a monster.
192: Anonymous Explorer
>>189
We all thought Kisaragi-kun was human back then…
193: Anonymous Explorer
>>189
Ah, the days when we still believed Kisaragi-kun was just a regular human.
194: Anonymous Explorer
Well… looks like he's graduated from being human, lol.
195: Anonymous Explorer
I used to want to be an explorer, but I don't want to stop being human!
196: Anonymous Explorer
Don't worry, it's not that easy to quit being human.
197: Anonymous Explorer
Only EX-ranked people stop being human.
198: Anonymous Explorer
EX Reiman is suddenly the victim of baseless accusations, lol.
199: Anonymous Explorer
Is it really baseless, though?
200: Anonymous Explorer
At this point, I'm starting to believe EX Reiman is also an EX-rank in the truest sense.
201: Anonymous Explorer
I won't believe it until I see it with my own eyes.
202: Anonymous Explorer
I used to think EX Reiman was just a corporate drone.
203: Anonymous Explorer
Jinguji Kaede and Kamishiro Rion are both monsters, so it's no use.
204: Anonymous Explorer
Is there any way they aren't monsters?
205: Anonymous Explorer
They're definitely scary people.
206: Anonymous Explorer
I fully expect EX Reiman to be just as insane!
207: Anonymous Explorer
At this point, it'd be scarier if they were normal.
208: Anonymous Explorer
They're EX-ranks. Of course they're not normal.
209: Anonymous Explorer
A few weeks ago, I would've denied this, but after seeing Kamishiro Rion and Kisaragi-kun… Yeah, it's obvious now.
210: Anonymous Explorer
I thought they were just slightly above human, but they're full-blown monsters now. Their only human trait is their appearance.
211: Anonymous Explorer
>>210
That's brutal, lol.