Chapter 85: Pillow Fight 083
"Um..."
Lin Yi said, "Nuo Nuo\'s dad and I both feel that one child is enough, and we want to focus all our energy on taking care of Nuo Nuo."
"Well... I have thought about it."
Chen Xuan pinched Fang You in Masako\'s arms, "Youyou, do you want a little brother or sister?"
Fang You, while keeping an eye on the rising experience in health cultivation techniques, answered his mother nonchalantly, "…whatever."
Having a younger sibling could help divert his parents\' attention away from him, making it easier for him to evolve quietly.
But there were also downsides.
The downside was that the house would become noisier.
However, whether it was an advantage or disadvantage, it didn\'t really make a big impact on Fang You, and there were solutions for both, so Youyou\'s attitude was rather laid-back.
Lin Yi said with a smile, "Youyou already has Nuo Nuo as a sister, so I guess it doesn\'t matter to him...."
"Youyou, is Nuo Nuo your sister or your wife?"
Just as Fang You was about to answer, Asai Masako teased deliberately:
"How about having our Ling Nai as your wife?"
Masako leaned in close to Fang You\'s ear and asked, "Then you would directly be my child…"
"Before, Nuo Nuo mentioned that Ling Nai already seems to be Youyou\'s wife."
Lin Yi quickly clarified, "But she ranks seventeenth."
"Oh, Youyou, you\'re so amazing, having so many wives at such a young age. How does our Ling Nai only rank seventeenth!"
Masako seemed a bit upset, "Could it be that your first sixteen wives are all more beautiful than Ling Nai?"
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"These are all just pretend wives from playing house, not real wives."
Fang You said calmly, "I can only marry a wife when I turn eighteen, and I can only marry one."
However, as soon as he finished speaking, the mothers exchanged glances and burst into laughter in unison.
"Hahaha... Youyou is so serious when he says he can only have one wife. What a kid! Hahaha—"
"So cute."
Hmph...
These women, so annoying!
Speaking of which, Fang You\'s age in his past life was not much different from that of the moms.
Although he had been a baby for five years, the memories of the past were still there, and his mental age should be considered the same as theirs.
So seeing them laugh at him or calling him cute gave Fang You an inexplicably uncomfortable feeling.
Forget it, don\'t bother with them.
Go play with their daughters!
Fang You used his unique Talent "Flexible Bones & Supple Muscles" to wriggle out of Masako\'s arms.
"Wow, Youyou is so slippery!"
"So awesome, great job!"
The mothers all applauded Fang You.
Fang You now had many different Talents.
But having many skills wasn\'t burdensome, so it was just fine!
After soaking in the hot spring, the kids went to play in a room together, and Fang You followed Xia Nuo\'s lead and joined them.
Xia Nuo had long been anticipating this moment, and she picked up a soft pillow.
"Next up is the Pillow Fight!"
"Wait a minute, I\'m not playing with you guys."
Fang You had only followed them to avoid being lectured by the mothers about not fitting in. He made his stance clear to the kids in advance:
"You know, I\'m too strong, it\'d be no fun playing with me."
"That\'s true…"
Xia Nuo and Luo Xianyu both recalled how Fang You had beaten everyone at arm wrestling in kindergarten.
If the game was related to strength, they couldn\'t play with Youyou.
"Then, Youyou can be the BOSS!"
Fang You frowned, "Even if all three of you teamed up against me, I could still win easily."
"Not that kind of BOSS!"
Xia Nuo explained, "We\'re going to have a pillow fight, and you\'ll sit in the middle. We\'re not allowed to hit you, and if someone does, that\'s a foul. That way, everyone will be more nervous while playing."
"That I can do."
Fang You felt he had a strong sense of participation with this method, and wouldn\'t be lonely by himself, away from the moms.
Asai Ling Nai thought it was a good opportunity.
"So we\'ve agreed, what\'s the reward for the person who wins?"
"Hmm..."
Xia Nuo thought for a moment, "The winner gets ten billion yuan!"
Luo Xianyu grew nervous upon hearing this. "I... I don\'t have that much money..."
She was already conceding.
You don\'t trust in your own strength, do you, Ayu!
"We\'re just kids, we shouldn\'t play with money."
Asai Ling Nai said, "How about this! Whoever wins the competition gets to sleep with Youyou under the same blanket tonight, how does that sound..."
Upon hearing this, Xia Nuo immediately puckered his lips, showing his unwillingness.
Asai Ling Nai put her hands on her hips proudly, "Hmph, I knew you wouldn\'t dare to compete, right?"
"What kind of reward is this? I often sleep with Youyou!"
...
So arrogant!
Asai Ling Nai was a bit upset, but she decided to hold back for a while.
"Now, let Ling Nai explain the competition rules—"
Slap!
Before Asai Ling Nai could finish speaking, a pillow flew out of nowhere and gently hit her face.
It was thrown by Luo Xianyu.
"Ayu is awesome! You get the first point!"
"Ah... you two—"
So you\'re not listening to me, huh!
Asai Ling Nai grabbed a pillow, cheeks puffed with anger, and threw it hard.
Ayu might be a bit ditzy, but when it came to escaping, she was faster than anyone, immediately squatting down, tactically covering her head, and curling up into a discarded fish state.
Slap!
The pillow thrown by Ling Nai hit Fang You squarely in the face.
The pillow slowly slid off Fang You\'s face.
Asai Ling Nai\'s face turned red in an instant.
"I\'m, I\'m sorry, Youyou, I meant to hit Ayu—"
"Ling Nai, you broke the rules! If you break the rules, you have to accept punishment!"
Xia Nuo called over Luo Xianyu to hold down Ling Nai, then firmly gave her a hard smack on the bottom.
"Ah ah... why is the punishment this! My father has never hit me!"
Previously, Asai Ling Nai had thought about drawing turtles on everyone...
"Ayu, come!" Xia Nuo summoned Luo Xianyu to join in on punishing Ling Nai.
Luo Xianyu sighed, and also gave a light tap.
"Fun."
Luo Xianyu started to enjoy it!
Next, Xia Nuo pushed Asai Ling Nai in front of Fang You.
"Alright, it\'s Youyou\'s turn, hit her bottom quickly!"
Eh? Youyou has to hit too?
Asai Ling Nai felt a bit ashamed because getting your bottom smacked is something parents do to teach their children.
"Youyou would never want to hit me! Don\'t make it difficult for him..."
"Hmm?"
Then Asai Ling Nai saw Fang You step forward and smack her bottom.
Slap!
"If you break the rules, you have to accept the punishment."
Emperor Youyou can\'t let girls get away with things!
Eek... Huh...
Asai Ling Nai, who worried that getting hit would hurt, only felt her bottom lightly tapped.
Wuuu... Youyou is so considerate!
[Asai Ling Nai is very happy, Emotional Energy +10]