This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

“Why is my letter… written in a semi-ancient and unsophisticated way?”

“Well, well… blame it on my limited cultural background.”

He folded the letter, stuffed it into a toy box, and was about to burn it for Lord Cui when he suddenly had a thought. He said, “Apprentice…”

“Master!”

Ma Xiaotiao hurried over.

Xu Yang said, “This plane is a gift for Lord Cui of Fengdu Ghost City. Help me burn it for him.”

Ma Xiaotiao obediently burned the toy plane at the door of the store.

Xu Yang stared at the rising flames until the plane turned into ashes. Then, he squinted and lit a Chinese cigarette, lost in thought.

Soon enough.

Half an hour passed.

Buzz!

Xu Yang suddenly felt a strange power coming from his body.

He hurriedly took out the token left by Lord Cui.

He saw that on the token, energy waves gradually formed words in front of Xu Yang—

“Xu Yang, why did you only burn the letter for me? Where is the big killer weapon you mentioned?”

“I burned them together!”

The token remained silent.

Xu Yang tried writing in the air with his finger, and the next moment, the token vibrated again. Lord Cui said, “Strange… why did I only receive the letter and not the big killer weapon you mentioned?”

Xu Yang’s heart trembled, and excitement surged on his face.

He took a deep breath and wrote in the air again, “Cui Jue, please wait a moment, and I’ll burn it for you again.”

This time he didn’t let Ma Xiaotiao do it, but instead burned the toy plane himself.

A moment later, the token shook and a line of text appeared—

“Received…”

Xu Yang’s eyes gleamed, and he licked his lips, muttering to himself, “Is it a coincidence, or… can only the weapons I personally burn be sent to the Underworld Palace?”

He wasn’t sure.

Soon enough.

When the shipment of toys arrived, Xu Yang had Ma Xiaotiao burn two machine guns for Lord Cui. In a short while, the token vibrated, and Lord Cui cursed: “Xu Yang, what are you doing? I didn’t receive the weapons at all!”

Xu Yang wrote: “Please wait, Lord Cui.”

In the Underworld Palace, within Fengdu City.

Lord Cui: “!!!”

Damn!

Has Xu Yang become arrogant?

Last time he called me Judge Sir, just now in the letter, he called me “you” and “Cui Jue” and now he directly addressed me as “Lord Cui”?

But he didn’t argue with Xu Yang.

Because in front of him, there were several more weapons.

Lord Cui was all smiles and immediately sent a message to Xu Yang, saying, “Xu Yang, you’ve done well… Help me to search for more weapons from the mortal world’s technology and burn them. I will fulfill my promise to you… and even when you die, I can give you the position of Black and White Impermanence!”

However, very soon.

Lord Cui saw…

A line of text appearing in front of him.

“Lord Cui, to be honest… These weapons are actually toy models that I burned for you, and I can get as many as you want… But, if you still want more, then we need to renegotiate the terms!”

In the mortal world, at the funeral shop.

Xu Yang lit a Chinese cigarette and said, “Apprentice, bring me a chair!”

He sat down with his legs spread wide, looking refreshed and delighted!

Damn!

Only he could burn these weapons!

What was this called?

This was called having a monopoly!

With just this alone, wouldn’t it be easy to control Lord Cui?

PS: Something happened at home, so the update was late. I apologize, and I’ll continue writing. There will be a third update today, but it will be late, so please check it out tomorrow!