This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

“Hmph!”

Ghostlord Taodi slammed the table, angrily saying, “As one of the Ghost Kings in our Xi Xia realm, that Miss Yue dared to marry a human Daoist… For that alone, she deserves to die. Let’s go now… If we’re late, we might miss the banquet!”

Immediately, the seven ghost kings and one demon king left the Ghost Tower. They summoned 46 red-robed ghosts, thousands of fierce spirits, forming a massive cloud of Yin energy with gusts of Yin wind, heading straight towards Long Flow River Scenic Area.

As they passed, the starlight dimmed, and the temperature plummeted. The ground, which had just been wet with rain, was now covered with a layer of frost!

At this moment, the wedding procession was already descending the mountain.

Down the mountain.

Walking along the mountain road, they soon reached the entrance of the farmhouse.

Ma Long had already informed the classmates at the farmhouse by phone. As the procession arrived, various fireworks and firecrackers went off, creating a lively atmosphere with colorful fireworks rising and bursting in the sky while people laughed and played on the ground.

But soon…

The laughter stopped as someone shouted, “There’s a fire! The sedan bearer is on fire!”

“It’s nothing, just a paper man. It’s fine if it bums!”

“Paper… person?”

“What’s so surprising about that? If Xu Yang can stop the rain, isn t it reasonable for him to make a paper person?”

“Look at the wedding procession… Those people don’t have shadows, and there’s one floating in mid-air… Oh my God, are they ghosts?

“Wait a minute… Why are there five bridal sedans?”

“Could it be some kind of game… where only one is the real bridal sedan, and the other four are decoys? Or maybe the bridesmaids are hiding inside?”

Xu Yang’s classmates, the farmhouse staff, the temporary chefs and waiters, the female live streamers, Wan Baolu, his niece Wan Qian, and even Minister Wang Hou and Divine Master Chengming who came out of their private room to watch the commotion, were all equally puzzled. They exchanged glances and saw a touch of shock in each other’s eyes!

They knew Xu Yang was getting married!

They also knew the bride was not human… But the key was, Xu Yang had not told them he was marrying five women at once!

“Ah!”

Grandmaster Chengming couldn’t help but sigh and lament, “We’re getting old, old… Little Wang, if you had such courage back in the day, you would already have grandchildren by now.”

Wang Hou couldn’t help but think of that beautiful woman…

He said with a bitter smile, “It’s just that humans and ghosts are on different paths, as are humans and demons… We can only blame ourselves for being too stubborn. No wonder the young people these days have more fun!”

Soon after.

The five brides got off their sedans.

They all wore the same wedding dress and had veils on their heads. For a moment, all the guests were stunned.

“Holy…shit!”

A chubby chef who was watching from the kitchen window dropped his ladle in astonishment and muttered, “All five are brides?”

Five brides?

For a while, all the guests were dumbfounded.

“The auspicious time has come!”

As one of the Yin spirits shouted, amidst the crackling of firecrackers, the five brides were ushered into the temporarily arranged bridal chamber. The guests and Yin spirits filed in, and the farmhouse chefs and waiters all started bustling about.

Xu Yang called over Ma Long, Yang Fan, and others, saying, “Fellow classmates, I owe you a favor tonight. These Yin spirits need your help. If you see any table lacking cigarettes or alcohol, please provide them.”

Ma Long slapped his chest, saying, “Don’t worry, I’ve got this.”

He then approached a table and, seeing the ghosts, couldn’t help but swallow hard. He took out the Chinese cigarettes, saying, “Smoke, have a smoke…” None of the spirits accepted the cigarettes, looking at Ma Long with a pitying gaze instead.

Ma Long felt awkward but opened the Maotai anyway, saying, “Have a drink, have a drink…”

All the ghosts remained motionless, continuing to watch Ma Long.

Xu Yang couldn’t help but laugh and cry. He picked up the cigarettes that Ma Long had unwrapped, lit them one by one, and stuck them upside down into the ground. In no time, the cigarettes burned out, and every yin spirit held a cigarette in their hand. They happily puffed away, saying in unison, “Thank you, Master!”

Xu Yang picked up a bottle of Maotai and said, “Everyone has worked hard today. Eat well and drink well.”

All the yin spirits and evil ghosts raised their cups together.

Xu Yang poured the whole bottle of Maotai on the ground, and a glass of wine appeared in each evil ghost’s cup.

Ma Long and the others stared in amazement. Seeing Xu Yang’s eyes, they stiffly said, “We’ve learned, we’ve learned…”

Just as Xu Yang was about to enter the bridal chamber, he suddenly raised his eyebrows and looked towards the distant sky.

Far away, dark clouds rolled in, accompanied by the sound of yin wind.

The dulling and eerie aura of the dark clouds, still dozens of miles away, made everyone shiver. The howling of the yin wind seemed like the cries of ghosts and wailing of wolves, giving people an involuntary hair-raising feeling.

The many guests at the scene were startled, and the music on the stage stopped.

Grandmaster Chengming was watching the young and beautiful female anchors in their thin, revealing clothes dancing, feeling at ease. Seeing the dance stopped, he said, “Everyone, don’t be nervous. It’s just that some guests have arrived. Now, let the music continue, and keep dancing!”

Wang Hou also smiled happily and laughed, “Xu Yang, you’re doing great… What a grand gift indeed!”

Far away.

The dark clouds approached rapidly, stopping outside the farmhouse.

Chiyan Ghost King, Huishan Demon, Ghostlord Taodi, and other formidable beings appeared one after another, followed by more than forty red-clothed Yin spirits and thousands of evil ghosts, all shrouded in Yin energy, making the already dark night even darker and more oppressive.

Chiyan Ghost King took a step forward, his body engulfed in Yin fire. Smiling at Xu Yang, he said, “Master Xu, we have come to celebrate your wedding today. Isn’t it appropriate for us to share a cup of happiness?”

Xu Yang smiled.

Then, calmly, he said, “Chiyan Ghost King, a dog-like creature like you, is also worthy of drinking the wine from Daoist Master s wedding?

“Huh?”

Chiyan Ghost King’s face darkened, feeling humiliated in front of the other ghost kings, demon kings, and so many red-clothed Yin spirits and evil ghosts. He couldn’t bear the anger. His body’s Yin fire flared up, and the atmosphere of the Ghost King burst forth. Coldly, he said, “Xu Yang, I initially planned to be polite, but since you don’t appreciate it, don’t blame me for being rude!” At this moment, the numerous underworld soldiers behind him were murderous, and the other six ghost kings and Huishan Demon also revealed their auras.

Chiyan Ghost King looked around and called out, “Yue Qiluo, aren’t you coming out to meet your death?”

Next to him.

The Huishan Demon, with its small eyes, scanned the scene.

However, it soon showed a look of horror, staring closely at Wang Hou, its pupils violently contracting, exclaiming, “No… No… How are you here?” Wang Hou laughed, “You big rat, you once begged on your knees, promising not to leave Helan Mountain for the rest of your life. At the time, I was wary of other demon kings from various places and didn’t exterminate you… and now, you dare to come down the mountain for death?

Chiyan Ghost King and the others looked at Huishan Demon with puzzled expressions.

The Huishan Demon roared hysterically, “Chiyan Ghost King, I fuck your grandma… Why didn’t you say the number one strongman in Da Xia, Wang Hou, was here before?”

Thud!

It fell to its knees, trying to beg for mercy, but saw Wang Hou wave his hand from a distance.

Bang!

The Huishan Demon flew horizontally for ten miles and crashed heavily into the distance.

It was bleeding from its mouth and nose but didn’t dare to run away. It obediently flew back and knelt on the ground, begging, “Spare me… Minister Wang, spare me. I was bewitched by this Chiyan Ghost King…

At the side, Xu Yang also said, “Minister Wang, why not spare this big rat for now? It still has some use to me.”

Then, his tone turned serious, “Today I am the groom, and I shouldn’t have blood on my hands. So please, Minister Wang and the old predecessor, take action and destroy them!”

PS: The second update is here, with a total of 11,000 words updated today.. Thank you for your support!