This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

Officer Wang was a bit confused and asked, “Master Xu, what are you laughing at?”

“Nothing, I just remembered something funny,” Xu Yang replied.

Xu Yang scanned the expressions of the master and apprentice and couldn’t help but laugh again.

Ma Long’s face darkened, and he said, “Master, let’s go. Disciple will treat you to Wu City’s famous breakfast dish, Xishi Mutton Offal.”

The master and apprentice left the police station one after another.

Officer Wang glanced at their retreating figures, and although he didn’t know the reason, he guessed that Xu Yang was laughing at them. He asked, “Master Xu, what brings you to the station early in the morning?”

“I’m here to protect those two.”

Upon hearing Xu Yang’s explanation, Officer Wang suddenly realized!

He had not participated in last night’s operation, but he knew about it.

Without dwelling on that issue, Officer Wang invited Xu Yang to his office, handed him a file, and said, “Master Xu, following your instructions, we’ve found the man…”

He suddenly remembered, “I apologize, Master Xu, I forgot that you can’t see. I’ll read it for you.”

In the office, there were two young police officers, a man and a woman, who looked at Xu Yang curiously.

However, Xu Yang had his eyes closed and held the “suspect’s” file confidently. He said, “It’s alright. Although I can’t see, I can still read.”

“???”

The two young police officers looked puzzled.

If he can’t see, how can he read?

Officer Wang, who had witnessed Xu Yang’s extraordinary abilities, wasn’t as surprised.

“Ren Yuandi, 43 years old.”

“Male, Han ethnicity.”

“From Weizhou Town, Tongxin County?”

“Junior high school graduate… previously imprisoned for drug trafficking, sentenced to 13 years, just got out of jail a year ago?”

Using his spiritual power, Xu Yang read the information on the file without any mistakes. The two young officers were amazed by his abilities, as his eyes remained closed throughout the process.

Xu Yang was actually familiar with Weizhou Town.

Weizhou Town was under the jurisdiction of Tongxin County in Wu City. Xu Yang had passed through it several times on his way to Yu Town.

Weizhou Town wasn’t too big, with only 11 administrative villages, but it had a long history. During the Tang Dynasty, it was called “Changle Province” and was used to resettle the people of the Tibetan Faction, who had been attacked and conquered by Tang forces.

In the Northern Song period, Li Jiqian launched military campaigns against Weizhou Town.

In 1038 A.D., Li Yuanhao proclaimed himself emperor in Xingqing Prefecture (present-day Silver City), founded the Xi Xia empire, and established Wei Prefecture as a crucial military stronghold.

The current Weizhou Town was formerly known as Wei Prefecture.

From then on, Weizhou Town became a strategically important location.

During the Ming Dynasty’s Hongwu period, Emperor Quanjing Zhu Zhuhan attacked Xi Xia and was stationed in Weizhou Town, where he was buried in the Tomb of the Emperor Ming after his death.

“Huh?”

Xu Yang saw something else in the file.

It turns out that Ren Yuandi had been detained for half a month after his release from prison last year, due to treasure hunting.

Xu Yang pointed to the file with his eyes closed and asked, “What’s the situation with this treasure hunting?”

Officer Wang looked at the file and said, “I contacted the police in Weizhou Town, and treasure hunting is prevalent there. Ren Yuandi was caught treasure hunting in the mountains with other villagers and was detained for 15 days due to the minor nature of the offense.”

Xu Yang shook his head.

Treasure hunting?

Just like fishing, it was addictive!

What was Ma Long’s family situation like?

His father was one of the top construction magnates in Wu City, but even with that wealth, Ma Long had been unwilling to return after two years of treasure hunting.

The problem was that these treasure hunters usually operated at night, choosing remote mountain locations far from roads. With limited police resources, how many of them could they catch, even with 24-hour patrols?

Besides, “treasure hunting” was just a term.

Although many treasures were hidden underground in times of war and turmoil, most of these “hunters” were actually tomb raiders!

If Ren Yuandi had been involved in treasure hunting, Xu Yang was not at all surprised that he went digging for corpses. After thinking for a moment, Xu Yang suggested, “Arrest him. He is likely the one. You can check if there have been similar cases in other counties and towns within the jurisdiction of Litong District recently.”

Officer Wang immediately assigned someone to investigate.

However, he frowned and said, “But we don’t have any evidence right now… how can we arrest someone?”

“Find the families arranging for yin weddings, and you’ll naturally find evidence.”

Xu Yang smiled and said, “Tonight at midnight, come to my shop, and I’ll take you to find evidence.”

“Alright!”

Officer Wang’s spirits lifted.

After seeing Xu Yang off, the young policewoman said, “Uncle Wang, is Master Xu reliable…? He looks like a con artist from the martial world.”

Although Xu Yang’s abilities were amazing, the stranger they were, the more the young officer felt he was a swindler. Officer Wang laughed and said, “Little Chen, you’re still young… There are some things you don’t understand. Anyway, get ready, tonight I’ll take you on duty.”

Just then, another police officer rushed over.

Xu Yang knew him as well; he was Officer Wang’s apprentice, last name Zhang, and also a young police officer.

“Master!”

“It’s not good… Someone else has come to report a case…”

When Xu Yang returned to the funeral home, Yang Yin was counting money.

Seeing Xu Yang return, she reported, “Boss, a customer just came in and bought quite a few things… But he paid in cash. This is 1,180 dollars, you can count it.”

This was quite normal.

Many elderly people used simple old-fashioned cell phones and were not familiar with online payments.

“You can count it,” Xu Yang smiled and said, “Besides, you can keep the money. We’re family now, so there’s no need to keep things separate.”

Yang Yin blushed, seeming a little shy, but her face was filled with happiness.

Xu Yang pulled her into his arms and asked with a smile, “Yang Yin, what did Liu Shishi say to you in private before coming to the shop this morning?”

Yang Yin answered with a flushed face, “Sister Shishi was teaching me the technique of spiritual intercourse.”

“Oh?”

Xu Yang asked, “Have you learned it?”

Yang Yin shook her head and said, “I’m too stupid. I only learned the general idea, and there are still many places I can’t understand.”

“How can this work?”

Xu Yang put down the rolling shutter door, pulled Yang Yin upstairs, and said solemnly, “This kind of method must be mastered skillfully… Let’s go upstairs and get familiar with it.”

“Ding!”

“The female ghost was frightened, merit points +30.”

Yang Yin was surprised and quickly said, “Boss, it’s daytime now… You still need to open the door for business!”

“What business? Your cultivation is more important.”

One person and one ghost went upstairs, and Xu Yang said, “Come on, you try it on me first. Let me see where you are not familiar… Let’s work together and improve.”

Yang Yin whispered, “Boss, here I come!”

She gently exhaled a breath.

Suddenly, a pink mist rose in front of her eyes, and she felt a blur, and she was in a desolate wilderness.

Yang Yin stood in front of him and smiled bitterly, “Boss, I originally wanted to create a boudoir with my illusion and then pull a strand of your soul into it… This…”

She looked around.

The desolate wilderness was full of wild grass.

Xu Yang casually hugged Yang Yin and laughed, “It doesn’t matter, the wilderness has its own unique taste.”

One person and one ghost, their eyes met…

Everything that followed was a matter of course.

In the end…

Yang Yin suddenly screamed, and her body was filled with a little bit of blood.

She was overjoyed and said, “Ah… Boss… I… I’m about to be promoted to a Red Dress!”

The illusion vanished.

Yang Yin had a flush on her face and floated in mid-air.

On her body, the faint blood color bloomed with a strong blood light, and a strong Yin energy and fierceness came from her body. Then the blood color began to spread, dyeing Yang Yin’s clothes completely red.

Yang Yin closed her eyes, opened her hands, adapted to the power, then landed and embraced Xu Yang joyfully, “Boss, I finally got promoted to Red Dress!”

” Congratulations, congratulations!”

“Thankyou very much for your Soul Condensing Bead, Boss… and… and…”

Yang Yin became shy in the latter part of her sentence.

She was already on the verge of promotion. Just now, she had spiritual intercourse, which helped her break through this stage.

Xu Yang chuckled, “Now that you’ve been promoted to Red Dress, do you understand more about the method of spiritual intercourse? Wiry don’t we experiment again?”

In the afternoon.

Xu Yang returned to the villa for dinner and practiced the Heavenly Eye Skill for three more hours. At about 11:50, he arrived at the funeral shop.

At the entrance of the shop.

A black Honda stopped there.

Officer Wang brought his apprentice Xiao Zhang and the policewoman Xiao Chen, who arrived early.

They were all dressed in casual clothes.

“Master Xu!”

“Officer Wang, sorry to keep you waiting.”

“I just arrived.”

After exchanging a few pleasantries, Officer Wang introduced his two young police officers to Xu Yang, his apprentice Xiao Zhang, named Zhang Xiaolong, and the young policewoman, named Chen Ruolin.

After shaking hands, they got to know each other.

Xu Yang opened the funeral shop door and invited the three of them in.

They waited for a while, and the young policewoman couldn’t help but ask, “Mr. Xu, didn’t you say that we would go to find clues at 12 o’clock… It’s already 12:10, why haven’t we started?”

“Xiao Chen!”

Officer Wang scolded.

Xu Yangwaved his hand and said, “Indeed, we are late… Officer Chen is right.”

Then his tone changed, and he cursed, “F*ck, why haven’t these dogs arrived yet?”

Just then, a sudden “whoo, whoo” sound came.

Outside the funeral shop, the wind had picked up.

Some scraps of paper were swept up into the sky.

The two young police officers were startled and stood up immediately. Xu Yang laughed, “It’s just a yin wind, don’t be nervous.”

He looked at the door and shouted, “What time is it? Stop playing tricks and get inhere!”

Swish!

At the entrance of the funeral shop.

Three figures appeared out of thin air.

They entered the funeral shop, knelt down on the ground, and said in unison, “Greetings, Master!”

The two young police officers looked at each other, rubbed their eyes, and thought they saw it wrong.

“Zhang… Zhang, did they just appear out of nowhere?”

“It seems so!”

“Are they… human?”

Chen Ruolin’s teeth were chattering as she whispered, and they looked over again with doubtful eyes.

On the other hand, Xu Yang was furious, “What are you doing? You said you’d be here at 12, but it’s already 12:15. Why are you just getting here?”

The leading ghost hurriedly said, “Master, please don’t be angry. We haven’t been to Wu City since we became ghosts, so we got a little lost… Oh, Master, I heard some news. Today, another family is holding a Yin spirit ceremony in the neighboring Jinji Town. If we go now, we might catch the banquet!”

The two young police officers didn’t hear the rest of the conversation.

All they heard was “after becoming a ghost.”

Officer Wang’s face twitched slightly, “Indeed, someone reported a grave robbery today… They said that their great-grandmother’s tomb has been robbed, and the body has been missing for decades. Is it possible that the family holding the Yin spirit ceremony is using the stolen corpse?”

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