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“Splash ”

The river water receded, revealing the cave once again.

A massive Fishman corpse was floating on the river surface.

With the flow of the river, it kept drifting.

“Chaoyu, use your spirit beast to get all the bodies in the river over here.”

“Alright !”

Song Chaoyu agreed, then immediately manipulated her spirit beast to drag over the Fishman BOSS’s body, along with a dozen python corpses.

Meanwhile, Zheng Cheng looked up at the gemstones embedded in the cave ceiling.

Moonlight stone?

Grey moon stone?

And the middle one … the Heart of the Earth?

Zheng Cheng blinked, puzzled, “What’s the Heart of the Earth doing here?”

“Nevermind that, let’s get it down first.”

“Strange, huh ”

A crisp voice suddenly echoed in his ears, Li Jiao leaned in and said, “The Heart of the Earth we were looking for is actually here, if we knew, everyone would have come to the river.”

“You …”

Zheng Cheng glanced at her, then his pupils instinctively contracted.

Li Jiao, who was wearing a provocatively cool mage robe, much like a cheongsam, flaunted two delicate, long legs.

The water made the robe cling tightly to her body.

The upper part was somewhat transparent, revealing vast areas of milky-white skin.

Given Zheng Cheng’s elevated viewpoint, he could practically see deep inside her robe.

Li Jiao suddenly straightened up, “Do you like what you see?”

“Wow, never realized you were so well endowed,” Zheng Cheng remarked, clicking his tongue in wonder.

“Of course.” Li Jiao said proudly: “I’ve been studying dance since I was three years old, and been soaking in milk every day, so tender ”

“Zheng Cheng ” Li Jiao suddenly cooed, “Do your words still count?”

Zheng Cheng asked curiously, “What did I say?”

“You said you would take responsibility for me ”

“???” Zheng Cheng was puzzled, “When did I say that?”

“Just now!” Li Jiao insisted, “Don’t act like you’ve forgotten!”

“When did I take advantage of you?” Zheng Cheng was even more confused, “When did I take advantage of you?”

“You …”

Li Jiao pointed at her bust, “Isn’t this taking advantage?”

Zheng Cheng gave a sly grin, “You really want me to? Then let me have a feel first….”

“Ah !”

Li Jiao immediately ran away in fright, causing Zheng Cheng to burst into laughter.

“Little lady, stop teasing me, or I might really take you seriously!”

“You you you you… how dare you!”

Li Jiao angrily said, “Why don’t you try pursuing me?”

“Pursue you?”

Zheng Cheng scanned Li Jiao from head to toe. Li Jiao responded by straightening her chest and raising her head.

“Forget it, your butt is too flat, I like ‘S’ size.”

“What?!”

Li Jiao immediately got angry, stuck out her behind and said, “Take a look, do I have a flat butt?”

“Have you ever seen such a perky and round butt? Hmph ”

“Smack!”

A crisp sound echoed as Song Chaoyu slapped Li Jiao’s butt and giggled, “Well, I just did. Hee hee hee ”

Li Jiao’s face turned red as she charged at Song Chaoyu, “I’ll kill you!”

“Hahaha, catch me if you can ”

The two girls started chasing each other and ran off to a distance.

Zheng Cheng, on the other hand, went to the pile of corpses and glanced at the two girls who were chasing each other in circles, “You like that Qin Zheng, don’t daydream.”

“Qin Zheng?”

Li Jiao stopped, clenched her teeth and said, “I was captured by the BOSS, but he actually went to save that idiot Bai Jingsheng.”

“In the future, I won’t like him, I’ll start liking you !”

“I don’t like girls who call themselves old lady.”

“I know that now ”

“Damn!”

Song Chaoyu turned around and grabbed her again, “You naughty little tease ”

“Ahhh !” Li Jiao lunged at her again, “I will kill you!”

Seizing the opportunity with the girls running off, Zheng Cheng brandished the Yunxiao Sword, and slashed at the BOSS.

Wonder what this BOSS will drop?

[Skill successfully deployed!]

[You have gained a special ingredient: Black Sludge Fishman Lord’s Fins.]

[You have gained the DNA molecule of the Black Sludge Fishman.]

[You have gained the complete DNA molecular structure of the Black Sludge Fishman. Your damage to the Black Sludge Fishman tribe is permanently increased by 10%, and your damage to other Fishman tribes is permanently increased by 1%.]

[You have gained the complete DNA molecular structure of the Black Sludge Fishman, its characteristic: underwater breathing.]

[You have gained the complete DNA molecular structure of the Black Sludge Fishman, you can replicate it at any time by consuming spirit and constitution.]

“Complete Black Sludge Fishman DNA molecular structure?” Zheng Cheng was puzzled, “What is the use of this?”

Ignoring it for now, Zheng Cheng looked at the special ingredient he just dissected.

[Special Ingredient: Black Sludge Fishman Lord’s Fins]

[Quality: Five stars]

[Effect: Eating it can permanently increase 5 points of agility, 5 points of spirit, toxic resistance +5%, underwater breathing +5%, limit consumption of ten.]

[Explanation: The Lord of the Black Sludge Fishman tribe, who often fights underwater, making his flesh, especially his fin meat, delicious and tender.]

“Fins?”

Looking at the fins in his hand, Zheng Cheng hesitated.

“I heard that freshly sliced fish from my previous life was delicious, didn’t expect I could taste it in this life…”

With that, he directly threw the piece of shark fin into his mouth.

“Hmm…”

As expected, the fish fin from the BOSS was delicious and tender, with no fishy taste at all.

A surge of warmth washed over him, his agility and spirit stats both increased by 5 points.

His resistance to toxins and ability to breathe underwater also increased.

Next, he looked at the dozens of Dark Water Pythons laid aside.

After a few slashes, 4 Dark Water Python gallbladders appeared in his hand again!

[Special Ingredient: Dark Water Python gallbladder (fake)]

[Quality: Four stars]

[Effect: After consumption, it can permanently increase 3 points of spirit, 3 points of agility, toxin resistance +2%, male function +1%, limit consumption of 20.]

[Explanation: A special giant python with the bloodline of a Dark Water Python, an amphibious creature, that has also been farmed.]

[Your random dissection Lv4 skill has reached its proficiency limit, automatically upgraded to random dissection Lv5!]

A mechanical voice was heard, and his random dissection skill leveled up to Lv5 in an instant!

Lv5 (0/10000)

Only one level up left.

Dissect ten thousand creatures such as monsters, demons, and strange beasts.

When you reach that point, new characteristics will emerge!

“Ten thousand…”

With a twitch of his lips, Zheng Cheng thought about dissecting so many monsters. God knows when that will be done.

Chen Chiao sighed and swallowed the four black Xuan snake gallbladders, his spirit and agility increased again, and only then did he turn to the two women.

At this time, both of them were lying down on the bluestone slab, tangled up, one hand on their neck, the other around their waist, and their four white legs intertwined, attempting to roll over.

Like a…green snake and white snake?

Zheng Cheng was enjoying this sight, but it was a shame that both women were wearing their gear and couldn’t be ripped apart.

Otherwise, it would be springtime unlimited.

“Alright, stop bickering!”

Zheng Cheng rubbed his nose and quickly intervened.

Kidding aside, this is the boss’s territory, god knows if there are any other creatures around.

Besides, they were supposed to be assisting Bai Jingqi, they didn’t have time to dillydally here.

“You let go!”

“You let go first!”

“I’ll count one, two, three, and we’ll let go together!”

“Ok!”

“One, two… three!”

“Ouch! You pulled my hair again, you sneak attack!”

“You too! Unscrupulous! Stop pinching my milk, ah !”

Zheng Cheng twitched his mouth, his eyes filled with frustration.

He was not familiar with Li Jiao, but from the looks of it, she must be a capricious and self-willed type.

But when did Song Chaoyu become so aggressive?

He still went over, grabbing one of them with one hand, and pulled the two women apart.

This process was also a feast for his eyes and a delight to his hands.

“Stop making a fuss!”

Li Jiao covered her chest, glaring at Song Chaoyu.

Song Chaoyu’s hair was disheveled, but her eyes were triumphant, and she repeatedly reached out towards Li Jiao.

Li Jiao got angry again and pretended to pounce at Song Chaoyu, only to be lifted up by Zheng Cheng as he grabbed her waist.

“Alright stop it! Song Chaoyu, go summon the soul beast quickly and see what kind of creature that boss could summon.”

“And you, Li Jiao!”

Feeling the lively body in his arms, Zheng Cheng felt like he was holding not a person, but a wildly jumping big fish!

“Go with me and find a way to get that Heart of the Earth from the top of the cave!”

“Hmph !”

Song Chaoyu snorted and turned to walk towards the corpse.

Li Jiao suddenly stopped then, and her voice became quiet: “Put, put me down.”

“Hmm?”

“I hurt a little there…”

“Oh, sorry.”

Zheng Cheng let go, and Li Jiao almost fell to the ground, but she managed to steady herself.

“Believe me, it wasn’t intentional.”

Li Jiao glared fiercely at Zheng Cheng, gritted her teeth, and said: “You have to take responsibility!”

“What kind of responsibility?”

Zheng Cheng’s eyes widened, he was just kidding.

Little beauty, I just touched you a bit, stop clinging to me.

The forest is so big, how could I possibly give up all the other trees because of your tree?

Moreover, your tree is not that high quality

“Hmph I don’t care!” Li Jiao gritted her teeth: “I’m going to tell my big brother later and say you bullied me!”

“Go ahead ”

Zheng Cheng was too lazy to argue with her, he walked directly to the Heart of the Earth.

After thinking about it, he took out a long sword from his space ring, ready to pry it out.

The ceiling of the cave was more than five meters high, it was a pity Cai Shen wasn’t here, otherwise it would be easier for him to fly up and get it.

“Hey!”

Li Jiao came over.

“What?” Zheng Cheng said helplessly: “Stop pestering me for now, I need to pry this Heart of the Earth off, and then we have to go and assist Bai Jingqi.”

Li Jiao glared at him, but still held back, pouting, “Do I annoy you that much?”

“Here you go!”

“Not annoy, but bother… Hm? Floating symbol?”

Zheng Cheng was surprised: “Great stuff, you’ve at least contributed something.”

“Hmph !”

Zheng Cheng ripped open the floating symbol, and a green light flickered on his body.

He immediately felt his body lighten and slowly began to float in the air.

“Also, knock down those moonlight stones, and distribute some to me.”

“Got it!”

He inserted the longsword into the gem crack and quickly got the Heart of the Earth out.

“Continue!”

He threw the Heart of the Earth to Li Jiao who was on the ground, and Zheng Cheng then began to knock down the other moonlight stones.

Soon, a big piece of moonlight stone used for decoration on the ceiling was knocked down by him.

At this time, Song Chaoyu had also finished condensing the soul beast, and a fishman boss soul beast that was more than three meters tall, and eight python soul beasts filled with soul power, swirled around her.

With these soul beasts, their speed of gathering moonlight stones has increased significantly.

“Let me see the Heart of the Earth.”

“Here ”

Li Jiao handed it over: “Zheng Cheng, this Heart of the Earth is also a kind of gem that can be inlaid, and it’s a high six-star!”

“A six-star gem that can be embedded?”

Zheng Cheng’s eyes lit up: “That’s quite suitable for Chen Xiao “