I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Chapter 61 - 61: Acute gastroenteritis instant eruption technique! Awaken, my patients!



Underground base.

A petite, Ioli-like girl with long black hair suddenly appeared.

The Mistress of the Black Sun.

“Is the newly-awakened nine-star professionist hiding here?”

Behind her, a ghostly pair of flesh wings materialized, highlighting her figure as she slowly advanced.

“An ordinary military camp housing four Black-Rank Night Watchers and a bunch of regular members.”

“More than half of the forces of the entire Chang’an City have been gathered here, I can’t believe there would still be someone…

As she moved, the entire underground base was eerily quiet, with no one in sight.

Gym, entertainment room, combat arena, armory…

As the Mistress of the Black Sun moved forward, the entire underground base seemed to unfold before her eyes.

At the entrance of the second floor, she stopped.

“Something’s not right…”

“A trap?”

As she said this, the thought of retreat emerged in her heart.

“I have one or two more years to live, there’s no need to risk it here.”

“However, a nine-star novice professionist from a commoner background is something hard to come by.”

“The other nine-star novice professionists either come from major families or have powerful supporters behind them…’

“Only Yao Zhixue, backed by the Night Watch subbranch of Chang’an City, if I…”

“Hmm…’

At this moment, a faint buzzing sound came from the first floor of the underground base she was standing in.

A faint ripple of fluctuation appeared in the air of the entire base.

The Mistress of the Black Sun’s face changed dramatically, and she immediately fell back!

A rapidly flickering shadow appeared in the vacant base, and headed for the entrance!

However, it was already too late!

The floor, the walls, even the ceiling, started featuring layers of ominous lines and runes.

Together they combined, dramatically forming a large formation!

“Zzzt-”

At the entrance to the first floor of the underground base, the Mistress of the Black Sun abruptly ran into the air.

Massive amounts of lightning flashed out, striking her figure! “Sealing Devil with Thunder Formation!”

The Mistress of the Black Sun cried out: “Shen Nanfeng!”

“How dare you! How dare you use Chang’an City’s formation here!”

Two figures slowly appeared at the end of the first floor of the base.

The leader was none other than Shen Nanfeng, the Formation Master, holding his formation disc!

And behind him, was the one the Mistress of the Black Sun has all along been obsessed with – Yao Zhixue!

Shen Nanfeng indifferently said, “You’re wrong, what I’ve set up isn’t the true

Sealing Devil with Thunder Formation, but the Thunder Spirit Binding

Formation that’s connected to it!”

“But to deal with you, the Thunder Spirit Binding Formation is enough!”

“Damn it!”

The Mistress of the Black Sun cursed: “A trifling formation! Do you really think you can trap me?”

“And you, a Formation Master’s greatest strength is within his own formation tower. Since you’ve dared to come here alone, as long as I kill you, I can break this Thunder Spirit Binding Formation!”

“Die for me!”

The Mistress of the Black Sun screeched, her body quivered violently, and a giant black figure immediately attached itself to her.

A monstrous bird, with wings on its back and sharp claws, had almost turned into an illusion, rushing towards Shen Nanfeng.

“Zzzt! ”

The black figure had just rushed over when a dense lightning struck it in mid-air, focusing on the Mistress of the Black Sun.

Black mist swirled, but was immediately shattered by the thunderbolt.

However, the Mistress of the Black Sun had already dodged this lightning!

Shen Nanfeng held the formation disc in his left hand. His right hand swung abruptly on it as if he was playing a zither.

Inside the formation, another stream of dense lightning emerged, blocking the path of the Mistress of the Black Sun.

“Zhixue, you must remember this.”

“When facing the Fallen Ones, never show mercy.”

“Otherwise, if they counter-kill you, you’ll be the one to die!”

“I understand.”

Yao Zhixue gently nodded, but her eyes were filled with confusion.

This Mistress of the Black Sun?

Why does she look familiar?

Zheng Cheng appeared at the entrance of the military camp.

Ordinary people were all slumped on the ground, some sitting, some lying. There was a smile on each person’s face.

Some were calm, some content, some delighted, and some others were ecstatic.

Their souls seemed to have glimpsed heaven just before they left their bodies!

Zheng Cheng approached the first person, a middle-aged woman he found vaguely familiar.

Her soul had been burned to ashes.

He laid her body flat and closed her eyes.

“Auntie, don’t blame me, it’s your fault for biting me.”

“If there’s anyone to blame, it’s the Lord of the Black Sun who turned you into this ghost-like thing…

He looked at the person next to the auntie.

A middle-aged man in a suit, big-bellied.

Fat accumulated on his face, and dark, chicken-like skin hung around his neck.

In his hand, he wore several rings like a nouveau riche.

“You’re a rich man, you could play with anything, but you chose to dabble in cults?”

“You played yourself into this predicament, didn’t you?”

Zheng Cheng reached out to feel his breath, and his eyes lit up: “Huh, he’s not dead yet?”

“It seems your soul beast is still alive, in that case…”

He withdrew his Bloodthirsty Staff, and threw an Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique right at him!

Also included, the two people next to him.

This is how Zheng Cheng gets his tasks done!

According to Zhao Yunxiao, to awaken ordinary people controlled by the Lord of the Black Sun.

You just need to find a way to awaken their flesh.

In this way, their bodies would automatically absorb their souls and awaken.

The price paid is nothing more than soul damage.

The light ones feel nauseous and vomit, faint for a few days.

The severe ones become idiots. It’s better than losing a life, right?

“Gurgle-

At this time, Zheng Cheng’s Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique has reached LV3, it’s a deadly weapon for ordinary people!

The fat middle-aged man and the two people beside him were just hit, and there was a low rumbling sound in their bellies

“Puff puff puff…”

At the same time, several pungent gases wafted over.

Luckily, Zheng Cheng had already dodged, or he would be hit too.

Acute Gastroenteritis!

For sleeping people, you can hold back your urine.

Some people can even hold on for one night, ten or more hours.

As for the desire to poop…

No one can resist that, can they!

The old saying goes: You can travel a thousand miles if you hold your pee, but you can’t take a step if you have diarrhea!

“Puff!”

Finally, the sleeping middle-aged fat man screamed, and a puff of foul-smelling manure sprayed out.

And he himself, woke up with dead fish eyes wide open.

“Huh…!”

On the ruins of a distant military camp, a wild boar soul beast, which had been furiously charging at the night watchman, was suddenly pulled back by a mysterious force.

In a moment of carelessness, it merged back into his body.

In addition to this, a hawk soul beast and a wild cat soul beast were also pulled back!

Instantly, three ordinary people whose souls were sucked away and turned into soul beasts by the Lord of the Black Sun woke up.

Lying on the ground ruthlessly discharging feces.

Two of them had confused eyes, rolling white eyes, with disgusting saliva flowing from the corners of their mouths.

They shrieked unconsciously, rolling vigorously on the ground.

The other person, after yelling, opened his eyes, looked around at his messy surroundings, quickly got up, and tried to find a place.

“Damn it! My stomach, my stomach hurts…”

Unfortunately, after only running a few steps, he could no longer bear it, squatted on the spot, and pulled down his pants!

Seeing this scene, Zheng Cheng’s eyes brightened immediately.

“It does work…”

“Two idiots, one normal?”

Ignoring the man, he swung his Bloodthirsty Staff once again, and the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique fell once more!


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