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It was Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, completely covered in armor.

His speech had already ended, but this man had a strong sense of presence, and even when doing nothing, he was rather conspicuous.

Before Su Shan’s speech began, Profound Sage Tyrannical Song’s figure kept on flashing beneath the Holy City.

Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, whose eyes were still tightly shut, seemed to be taking pity on the practitioners across the universe.

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In the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator sent a message. “Shuhang must have used a magical treasure for this question answering session. I asked about a very profound cultivation problem, yet I received a proper answer in just three seconds. Little friend Shuhang could not possibly have given such a good answer.”

“Yeah, I asked a question that only someone at the Eighth Stage could understand and got a solid reply within 5 seconds.” Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue wrote, a smiley attached at the end of the message.

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “That real time, question-answering session should’ve been possible with that little metal cube that little friend Shuhang brought out when he began his speech. Every time he delivers a speech, he changes his style. Little friend Shuhang… What he’s doing is honestly not easy.”

Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “Huh? You all got reliable answers? I only got the picture of an eyeball!”

Fairy Dongfang Six replied, “Thrice Reckless, you yourself best know why you got that image as a reply. [Thrice Reckless Spiraling into the Sky Emote]”

Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “I don’t believe I’m the only one who got an eyeball. @Immortal Master Copper Trigram, @Stressed by Spirit Butterfly Island (Soft Feather), @I’m that little white crane at the edge of the Earth’s End, @I’m Mr. Yellow Mountain’s loyal dog, @Dongfang Snow. @White.”

Looking at the long list of people that Thrice Reckless Mad Saber had pinged, Venerable Yellow Mountain silently used a Lightning Palm to soothe his heart.

Birds of a feather flock together.

He was considering adding most of the members listed above to the blacklist of that small program that would auto-mute people once they said more than ten words in a row.

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “…”

Immortal Master Copper Trigram: “…”

Dongfang Snow: “…”

I’m Mr. Yellow Mountain’s loyal dog: “…”

I’m that little white crane at the edge of the Earth’s End: “…”

At this moment, the silence was louder than any words.

As expected by Thrice Reckless Mad Saber, these guys also received the image of an eyeball.

Soft Feather said seriously, “Senior Thrice Reckless, I asked a serious question about the ‘path of time’ and got a satisfactory answer. We are cultivators, and this was a nice opportunity to solve our doubts in regard to cultivation. How could I waste it? [Song Shuhang Spiraling into the Sky Emote]”

When he saw this message, Venerable Yellow Mountain felt relieved.

This message also greatly comforted Sage Monarch Spirit Butterfly.

“By the way, what do you think Sixteen will talk about? Will she also use Song Shuhang’s magical treasure for her Profound Sage Speech?” Young Master Phoenix Slayer took the initiative to change the subject.

On the Profound Sage Speech stage, Sixteen had a magnificent debut.

The holy city, the tribulation lightning, the white dragon around her neck, and the picture of Profound Sage Tyrannical Song flashing from time to time below the holy city…

The opening scene alone had engraved the image of Sixteen in countless people’s minds.

Su Clan’s Seven panicked and said, “Sixteen has just ascended to the Fifth Stage. How can she deliver a proper speech?”

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: “It’s fine. Shuhang definitely has a decent speech that he can give her. Previously, when I had to deliver a Profound Sage Speech, the puppet fairy maiden with him sold me one.”

When the Bright Moon Appears: “Sigh, the Divinity Show…”

Dharma King Creation: “Seven, your phone is ringing.”

Su Clan’s Seven: “Who’s calling?”

Dharma King Creation replied, “Su Clan’s Four?”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “[Confused expression] Creation, are you with Seven?”

Dharma King Creation said, “Yeah. I’m going to hold a concert at the Spirit River Su Clan, so I came to Seven’s immortal cave first. Tomorrow, I will head to the Spirit River Su Clan with him. Seven’s phone was charging right next to me.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “The Spirit River Su Clan agreed to let you hold a concert for them?”

Dharma King Creation said proudly, “I am now very popular in the world of cultivation, and my schedule for concerts has been filled until next year. If not for the fact that I still care about my daily practice, I could hold three concerts every day. [Soft Feather Headbanging While Playing the Guitar Emote]”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator felt that the world of cultivation was heading to its doom.

Meanwhile, Su Clan’s Seven ran over from the next room and picked up the phone.

“Seven, is it Sixteen who is showing her divinity right now?” Su Clan’s Four’s voice came from the phone.

Su Clan’s Seven asked, “Yes, it’s her. Is there a problem?”

After a long silence, Su Clan’s Four asked, “So, is she really trying to usurp the throne?”

“What?” Su Clan’s Seven looked confused.

“The Sage Name Su Three,” said Su Clan’s Four. This name was Su Clan’s Four’s previous daoist name.

Su Clan’s Seven: “…”

It’s mountain (Shan), not three (San)! Open your ears and listen well, M-O-U-N-T-A-I-N!

Su Clan’s Four continued, “Anyway, the ancestor passed a message to the patriarch, and the patriarch passed it to me. I will now pass it onto you.”

Su Clan’s Seven: “Which ancestor?”

“Ancestor Knot.” Su Clan’s Four lowered his voice and said, “I’m only going to tell you and no one else. The patriarch is quietly getting rid of the memorial tablets right now. We originally believed that our ancestor, Su Clan’s Knot, had died, but little did we expect that he was still alive. Fortunately, when I prayed to him before, I shed a lot of tears. I even promised him a lot of things when I was young, all in vain.”

“…” Su Clan’s Seven asked, “So, what did the ancestor say?”

Su Clan’s Four asked in surprise, “Aren’t you surprised that the ancestor is still alive?”

Su Clan’s Seven replied, “No, I found out some time ago.”

“Seven, you’ve grown up. You even have your own little secrets.” Su Clan’s Four sighed.

Su Clan’s Seven: “…”

When he tied up Thrice Reckless and brought him to Fairy Dongfang Six, he was going to give him an extra beating.

Su Clan’s Four continued, “We shouldn’t waste too much time; the phone bill will get very expensive. I will simply convey the words of the ancestor to you… The ancestor hopes to invite Profound Sage Tyrannical Song to the upcoming Su Clan’s annual meeting. We will be handing this task over to you, and if you want to invite other people, you can do it. In other words, you can invite as many people as you want, and you can invite whoever you want. Even if you want to invite cats and dogs, there is no problem!”

“I understand.” Su Clan’s Seven looked up at the sky.

The ancestor had spoken.

In the past, he was worried that little friend Song would end up being pressured by the Spirit River Su Clan, but just after a few months, little friend Song had grown to a level where he was respected and even sought after by the clan.

Su Clan’s Four asked again, “By the way, does Sixteen actually want to usurp the throne?”

Su Clan’s Seven said softly, “Senior, I will recommend you a book. Do read a Chinese grammar book for kids when you can.”

After saying that, he hung up.

At the same time, on the stage of the Profound Sage Speech.

Sixteen said, “Fellow Daoists across the universe, I will be talking about ?Lightning Techniques? today.”

“Rumble~”

When she said that, the heavenly and demonic lightning above her head boomed loudly. It was Tyrannical Song working behind the scenes to increase Sixteen’s momentum.

Sixteen turned her head and whispered, “Tyrannical Song, tone it down a bit.”