BXBX NOVEL Chapter 2659: Ha ha ha ha
"Talk about it!" she said in a commanding tone.
"Nv Wa Empress..."
Li Yun said in a huff, but there is actually nothing to say. Empress Nuwa was observing the Three Realms coldly in the Wa Palace, and she had nothing to do with her when she was enshrining the gods list, so the Yan Wang poems at the beginning are a bit more memorable.
"Amorous poems?" The old woman seemed to have a flash of excitement between her eyebrows, and immediately asked: "What **** poems?! How dare that fool of Di Xin write poems to provoke Nuwa?"
Di Xin is the name of King Zhou. Judging from this title, the old woman is quite familiar with King Zhou, or has a higher status than him, so instead of calling King Zhou, he directly calls him.
"I\'m afraid it\'s not good." Li Yun evaded, always saying that **** poems are really lacklustre.
"I let you just say it!" The old woman became more excited, almost panting, staring at him with bright eyes: "Quickly, what did Di Xin say that made Nu Wa angry?!"
"Really?"
"Quick, point, say!"
"Then you promise me one condition."
"Ten conditions are all met, say!"
Li Yun felt relieved that the bodyguard was done.
"Actually, it\'s not a good poem." Li Yun shrugged and said, "I read it from an ancient book, so I can\'t take it seriously."
"Too much shit, speak up! ***!"
The ancient curse peculiar to the ancient aunt appeared again.
Li Yun clenched his fist and put it to his mouth, coughed, and said, "The book says that King Zhou went to worship the ancient goddess Nuwa. Seeing that the stone statue of the empress is very beautiful, the empress has a dignified and beautiful manner. The moved king Zhou wrote a poem on the wall:
The scenery of Fengluanbao\'s tent is very beautiful, it is full of ingenious clay and gold makeup...the pear blossoms are beautiful with rain, and the peony cage is beautiful with smoke. "
"!!!"
The old woman\'s mouth was completely open, and she couldn\'t believe her ears. How dare the idiot Di Xin write such a poem? Especially the last two sentences, saying that Nuwa\'s face is like a pear flower covered in rain, shy and moving, painted with peony flower-like blue smoke eyebrow makeup, completely showing her charming attitude.
This kind of extravagant poem seems... he really dares!
"The last two sentences are..."
"Besides!?"
The old woman was very surprised, the previous **** poems have been blasphemy to Nu Wa, and there is still a follow-up.
"...But if you can act enchantingly, take back the Lord of Changle."
Li Yun still finished reading the poem. Anyway, he did not write the poem. He just repeated it again at the request of the old woman.
As a result, he had just finished reading, and he knew the surgings of the sea, which made Li Yun almost unable to stand, his head was dizzy, and he almost thought it was the wrath of the saint coming from thirty-three days away.
But it is—.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"
The old woman laughed like a ghost crying and howling a wolf, whirring reverberating in the ancient city late at night, a mental force impacted Li Yun\'s brain, forcing him to retreat three kilometers away, looking at this crazy The old woman laughed and hammered the broken walls of the ancient city hard, making the whole ancient city torn and rumbled with constant rumbling noises.
This terrifying power made Li Yun stunned, the ancient aunt is awesome!
Vaguely, you can hear her voice full of laughter:
"It\'s no wonder that you **** was so angry that day, it turned out that you saw this **** poem, hehehe...You can go, and you still need me?"
"Hehehe, it\'s a pity, you don\'t know where to hide now..."
This old woman is already crazy, carry it away.