BXBX NOVEL Chapter 828: Commander Ai Mi
Chapter 828: Commander Ai Mi
“A bunch of nonsense.”
I stood up and pushed open the door to the throne room’s bathroom, because I wanted to the washroom as an excuse to avoid Ai Mi’s request for me to kiss her foot.
“Damn manservant, are you really using the washroom.” Ai Mi looked at me with a skeptical look on her face, “You’re not going to hide in there and jerk off again, are you?”
“Who would jerk off when their sister is right outside?”
“Huh, didn’t you come right when I knocked before? I bet you’re already addicted to it. My dirty brother already can’t jerk off without hearing his sister’s voice.”
“You…” I was so angry that bared my teeth like a tiger to scare her, but she had no reaction.
It was fine if she wasn’t scared, but she even smirked as she lifted the hem of her nightgown with two fingers, as if she would lift it up completely and show me what was inside if I dared to pounce on her.
Is she not shy about exposing herself at all? Winnie was currently pressed closely against the magic glass and using it to find one of her eyelashes that slipped under her eyelid. If it was clear glass, then the angle that Ai Mi lifted up the edge of her skirt would already give the outside an unobstructed view under her skirt.
I really couldn’t handle Ai Mi. She knew I wouldn’t hurt her, so none of my threats worked against her. I needed to find a way to distract Ai Mi, so I’ll use the time while I’m peeing in the bathroom to think about it.
Instead of continuing to talk to Ai Mi, I entered the bathroom and locked the door behind me. I turned on the faucet and let the water run as I thought about it.
To be honest, Ai Mi’s private bathroom made me to experience aesthetic fatigue. It uses the most expensive tiles, the most expensive toilet, and the most expensive bathtub… I suddenly noticed the laundry basket in the corner of my eye.
Huh, this laundry basket was different from Ai Mi’s other laundry baskets. It wasn’t a sealed laundry basket that only allows you to put clothes in but doesn’t let you take it out. In order to prevent certain fanatical lolicon fans from stealing Ai Mi’s undergarments, the RV and room 101 has a sealed laundry basket. Most of Ai Mi’s dirty clothes are stored in those sealed baskets, then sent to the laundromat while being escorted by the armed bodyguards.
I can’t believe there’s an ordinary laundry basket in here. There was a pile of Ai Mi’s clothes inside, so it looks like she changed here earlier…
My eyes lit up like I found treasure. After washing my hands, I walked beside my sister’s dirty clothes.
After a second of hesitation, I bent down and began to rummage through the basket.
“Where is it, where the hell is it.”
I began to search frantically.
Don’t get me wrong, I wasn’t looking for my sister’s underwear so I could take it and use it for strange purposes.
What I was looking for was the “absence” of my sister’s underwear in the basket, so I knew that Ai Mi wasn’t completely naked under her pajamas.
As it turned out, there was good news and bad news.
There was no panties in the basket, so Ai Mi was deliberately trying to trick me earlier.
Inside the basket, however, was the pink bra that Ai Mi had taken off. It was the kind that had a thin veil decorating the edges and was too sexy for a girl her age.
“So she’s wearing armor on her lower body but none on her upper body.”
I instantly made some speculations in my head.
Hehehe, now that I have that information, I won’t be at a disadvantage anymore. Although it’s troublesome that she’s not wearing anything underneath for her upper body, but Xiao Qin and Winnie have done the same in their own house when it’s hot out.
“Why are you so slow, why haven’t you come out yet?”
Ai Mi shouted at me through the bathroom door. My hand shook and I dropped the pink bra I had just picked up.
Don’t misunderstand, I wasn’t studying my sister’s bra up close or sniffing it, I was just checking to see if Ai Mi’s panties had gotten tangled up with the bra just in case. It would be a tragedy if I thought Ai Mi was wearing panties when in fact she wasn’t.
After briefly tidying up the basket to hide traces of me rummaging through it (why does it sound like something a protagonist of a H manga would do) I walked back inside the throne room, only to find Ai Mi starting another game.
This time, for some reason, she switched back to playing with her hands, and she gave directions while playing.
“I’ll guard the middle lane, Winnie, you and the robot go top solo.”
“Eh.” Winnie didn’t react immediately.
“What are you froze for, I told you two to go top solo.”
I was listening in and kindly reminded, “It’s true that this game is divided into top, middle, and bottom lanes, but the so-called ‘top solo’ refers to a single person going alone to cover the top lane, but you told two people, Winnie and Fan Chuan, to go top solo…”
“Shut up.” Ai Mi refused to admit her mistake, “I’m a foreigner, I’m not familiar with Chinese, it’s normal to get it wrong.”
“Ha, now you’re admitting that you’re a foreigner! You already have level 10 Chinese, so if you don’t know how to give directions, don’t give them out blindly….”
Ai Mi suddenly turned her head to glare at me and she ignored the other teammates who were fighting. She took her eyes off the screen and her right hand off the mouse, then she pointed at my nose and lashed out:
“##@%5#$@, ##@###$*%…..%$$%###￥￥￥￥%%#@…..”
She wasn’t speaking Namekian, she was just speaking really fast in English, but to me it was even more difficult to understand than Namekian. I only heard a word that kind of sounded like ‘pig’.
“Hey, don’t call your brother a pig. I don’t that’s good for you either, genetically speaking.”
“Who called you a pig?” Ai Mi questioned, “I only called you a California bullfrog that’s dumber than a Bengal monitor or a Floridian alligator…”
“Do you have to make it so complicated when you’re simply calling me names? Also, how do I look like a monitor, an alligator, and a bullfrog?”
As my sister and I were bickering, Ai Mi’s game character was unmanned and stood too far forward. She had been damaged by the opponent’s minions with only a third of her hp remaining.
“Retreat!” I pointed at the screen and yelled at Ai Mi, she yelled out in surprise but did not immediately react. She was then attacked by the enemy Xin Zhao and died within three spears.
“Fuck you…. ************************”
I only heard the beginning fuck you, but the rest were probably all swear words in English.
Ai Mi banged on the table and cursed at the screen.
Luckily, the throne room was fairly soundproof. If Ai Mi didn’t turn on the microphone, the people outside wouldn’t be able to hear what she was saying, or else it would be too embarrassing.
There was a commotion among the team members, they couldn’t hear Ai Mi swearing but everyone was nervous as they failed their mission to protect Ai Mi from being killed.
However, in the next moment, things took an unexpected turn.
Although Ai Mi’s hero died, the game screen didn’t turn black, but an ice blue egg appeared at the location where the hero died.
The hero Ai Mi chose was Anivia, The Cryophoenix, which has the ability to respawn. The cryophoenix will turn into a phoenix egg after death, and if the enemy fails to destroy the egg within 6 seconds, the cryophoenix will hatch out of the egg.
Zhao Xin probably hasn’t played against the cryophoenix before and wasn’t quite sure what was the origin of the egg that suddenly appeared in front of him.
Zhao Xin decided to attack a couple times and see.
The problem was that the phoenix egg was in the defense tower’s attack range! He already took a hit earlier when he came over to attack.
Zhao Xin himself was killed by the defense tower before he even managed to reduce the egg’s hp by half. Ai Mi’s cryophoenix shined and was reborn. It stood under the tower and looked incomparably proud.
“Ahahahahaha, you fell for my scheme, didn’t you.” Ai Mi laughed maniacally, “I deliberately lured you here so you would try and attack me.”
Just showing off to me alone wasn’t enough. Ai Mi turned on the microphone and bragged to the members of the team, including Winnie, “Did you all see how I finished him? There’s no need to protect me this game, I can still be resurrected after I die anyway, so everyone should go all out.”
When Ai Mi was killed, she was so furious that it was obvious she didn’t even remember what skills her hero had. She claimed that she didn’t need to be protected and that she could be revived, which meant she didn’t read the skill descriptions carefully. The cryophoenix’s rebirth obviously had a cooldown, so when Ai Mi gets killed again and can’t revive, she would show the Führer’s Rage again.
In any case, the members of the team realized that Ai Mi wasn’t furious, so they were all very thankful in their hearts. They regained their spirits and were ready to go on the offense, so that the enemy wouldn’t have a chance to get close to Ai Mi again.
The situation looked good for them. Winnie had already destroyed the first tower on the bottom lane and Fan Chuan was putting a lot of pressure on the Teemo on top lane.
However, in an instant, there was a huge change. The dull Xin Zhao from earlier, who was stabbing the phoenix egg while being attacked by the enemy tower, suddenly became fierce and incomparable to before. He quickly slaughtered the Nunu & Willump from our side, then went top to deal with Fan Chuan.
“What the hell.” Winnie was shocked, “The Xin Zhao switched players, right? How could he have such good senses.”
Before she finished, Fan Chuan was also suddenly attacked.
The attacker, however, was not Xin Zhao, who was still halfway across the map, but Teemo, who had been cowering next to the tower and was afraid to make a move for quite some time.
This Teemo had instantly become nimble, bold, and careful, and his shots were extremely threatening.
Fan Chuan was caught off guard. He was originally on guard against Xin Zhao who was running towards him, but he didn’t expect Teemo to suddenly strike. The level of skill and tactics he displayed was nothing like the original player.
“What a coincidence.” A chat message sent to everyone appeared at the bottom of the screen, “I can’t believe this shit team ran into my classmates again, I’ll let you guys have a taste of my skills today.”