BXBX NOVEL Chapter 543: What?! Sejun-nim is not single?!
The tip of the Kraken’s tentacle, which had been gripping Theo, vanished without any sound or warning.
“Meow!”
Thanks to that, Theo easily escaped from the suction cups of the Kraken’s tentacle that had weakened after being separated from its main body.
“Puhuhut. Iona, thank you and I’ve missed you, meow!”
Expressing his gratitude to Iona,
“Puhuhut. This time, I’ll teach you a proper lesson, meow! Iona, wait just a bit, meow!”
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Got it!”Theo started charging toward the Kraken again.
Though Iona’s magic was powerful, it couldn’t inflict significant damage on the Kraken, whose size rivaled an entire world.
It merely managed to sever the tip of one of its tentacles.
This was only possible because the tentacle’s end was thin.
Had the magic struck even slightly higher, severing the entire tentacle would have been impossible.
However,
“How dare you cut the tentacle of me, Kraken, the sea-devouring monster and 6th seat of the Apostle of Destruction?! Die!”
Even that seemed to have hurt its pride, and the Kraken grew enraged.
Crunch.
The Kraken squeezed its remaining six tentacles into the small space and attacked Theo, who was charging toward it.
“Meow!”
I won’t let my guard down this time, meow!
Theo moved swiftly to dodge the attacks, but the Kraken’s tentacles were colossal.
Dodging every attack while closing the distance to the Kraken was difficult, and Theo struggled to make progress.
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Theo-nim, I’ll cover you! Connect a black hole and a white hole to create a pathway! Wormhole!”
Seeing Theo in trouble, Iona cast another spell.
Squirm.
A black hole appeared in front of the Kraken’s tentacle.
Swoosh.
The Kraken’s tentacle disappeared into the black hole.
Bang!
It re-emerged through the white hole Iona had created, colliding with another tentacle that was trying to grab Theo.
“Puhuhut. Iona, thank you, meow!”
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Theo-nim, just leave it to me!”
With Iona’s support, Theo finally reached the Kraken, which had just begun pushing its head into Hamk.
Great Hybrid Chairman Park, please help me, meow!
He started praying to Sejun for assistance.
And then,
Wooong.
The right hand of giant Chairman Park manifested over Theo’s right front paw.
Theo had channeled the enormous hand of giant Chairman Park into his front paw.
“Puhuhut. As expected of the great Chairman Park, meow! Now, the giant Chairman Park is with me, Vice Chairman Theo, meow!”
Today again, the fanatic pulled off something utterly nonsensical.
“Puhuhut. Giant Chairman Park’s Right-Hand Punch, meow!”
Theo swung his right front paw and struck the back of the Kraken’s head.
Bang!
“Keuok!”
The impact forcibly pushed the Kraken’s head further toward Hamk.
I can’t get my body out like this!
The Kraken’s body became stuck between spaces.
Moreover,
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. I’ve tied them all up!”
At some point, Iona had tangled the Kraken’s eight tentacles together.
“Eek!”
The Kraken was now completely immobilized.
“Everyone, let’s go!”
Finally, Sejun stepped in.
Kueng!
With Cuengi’s telekinesis, Sejun ascended into the sky.
Step.
Landing on one of the Kraken’s tentacles,
Kueng!
[Cuengi will help big bro!]
(Pip-pip! I’m coming too!)
Cuengi and Paespaes flew toward the Kraken’s head to assist Theo.
“Meow!”
Giant Chairman Park’s Right-Hand Punch!
Kueng!
Kueng Lightning Strike!
(Pip-pip!)
PaesSpin! PaesSpin!
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Black holes and white holes, combine into nothingness! Annihilation!”
While Theo, Cuengi, Paespaes, and Iona launched a relentless assault on the Kraken’s head,
“Blackie, I’ll leave the exorcism to you.”
Kihihit. Kking! Kking!
[Hehe. Butler, trust in the great Blackie! Blackie family, move out!]
Thunk.
The Blackie family, secured from falling off the Kraken’s tentacle by Ggomi’s spider web, began the exorcism and
Clink.
“Guys, devour it.”
Now it’s our turn to teach it a lesson!
Kiki!
Sejun opened the Void Storage and allowed the Destruction Devourers to consume the Kraken’s energy of Destruction.
And then,
Plunk.
[You’re a Field Lv. 9 has been activated.]
[A seed of Magical Cherry Tomato has been planted in the body of Kraken, the sea-devouring monster and 6th seat of the Apostle of Destruction.]
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He planted all sorts of crop seeds from his pocket at random wherever he could reach.
Squirm. Squirm.
The Kraken’s tentacles thrashed violently, trying to shake off the attackers.
Haap. Haap.
However, the Destruction Devourers were only sticking their mouths out of the Void Storage, so they were unaffected.
Haha. It’s no use.
Thanks to the ‘You’re a Field’ skill effect, which gave adhesive properties on his feet when planting crops, Sejun could hang upside down from the Kraken’s tentacles without falling. ꭆ�
Kkyuk!
[Invincible Bochi Swordsmanship, Chapter 1: Ferocious Beast Hamster’s Bite!]
Bang!
Bochi, too, diligently attacked the Kraken’s tentacles, doing his best to be of help to the group.
Crunch.
Meanwhile, the crops rapidly grew by absorbing the Kraken’s life force and began bearing fruit.
Plop.
The Kraken’s vigorous movements caused the fruits to be automatically harvested, falling to the ground below.
Crops raining down from the sky.
Kyuui?
[What is this?]
Kyuui?
[It’s food, isn’t it?]
The hamsters hiding on the ground picked up the cherry tomatoes, corn, sweet potatoes, and potatoes that fell before them.
Crunch.
Munch. Munch.
They naturally put the food into their mouths as they watched the epic battle unfolding in the sky.
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Inside the mental realm of the Kraken’s eighth tentacle.
“Kraken! The great Blackie has arrived!”
A giant wolf appeared and shouted.
Squirm. Squirm.
One of the giant octopus tentacles waved a white flag, signaling surrender.
“What’s this?! Where’s Kraken?!”
Blackie asked the tentacle waving the white flag.
Squirm! Squirm!
(Our minds are divided between the head and eight tentacles! Please spare Yoda!)
The tentacle hurriedly replied.
“What?! The consciousness is divided into 9 parts?”
To be precise, the consciousness in the head controlled the critical functions, while the smaller matters were left to the tentacle’s consciousnesses to handle independently, a system they hadn’t known about because they’d never fought a Kraken before.
“For now, follow me out!”
Squirm!
(Yes!)
At Blackie’s command, the Kraken’s eighth tentacle Yeoda hurriedly followed Blackie and
One of the Kraken’s tentacles stopped moving.
Squirm! Squirm!
(Please don’t eat Yoda! Spare me!)
Instead, a thin octopus tentacle wriggled desperately in Blackie’s mouth.
Blackie kept Yoda restrained as there was still room for betrayal.
Kking!
[If you don’t behave, I’ll really swallow you!]
Squirm…
(Yes…)
Intimidated by Blackie’s threat, Yoda quieted down.
Kking!
[It’ll take too long to subdue the tentacles one by one!]
If we do, won’t Butler stop seeing the great Blackie as great?
Kking! Kking!
[That’s unacceptable! Everyone, target the Kraken’s head directly!]
Blackie decided to go after the Kraken’s head with his subordinates.
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe. The great Blackie is on the move!]
He flew into the sky, heading for the Kraken’s head.
Shararang!
Caw!
Piyak!
Mumu!
To be precise, Kkabi, Karurur, Shari, and Mubalchil carried Blackie on a spiderweb net created by Ggomi, holding its edges in their mouths.
Since Blackie couldn’t fly on his own.
Kking!
[Faster!]
Boong boong.
Blackie spun his tail like a propeller to help propel forward, but it didn’t contribute much.
And then,
Mumu!
Unlike the others, Mubalchil’s wing flaps were exceptionally powerful.
Kking!
[Balchil, you’re too fast!]
Though Blackie scolded him for it,
Muhihihi!
Mubalchil still couldn’t wipe the smile off his face.
After a while.
Thud.
The battle ended as Blackie collided with the Kraken’s head.
“Guys, let’s take care of the Kraken’s body.”
Sejun, standing atop the Kraken’s head, spoke as he gathered the sleeping Blackie family.
“Puhuhut. Understood, meow!”
Kueng!
Whack!
Bang!
Theo and Cuengi struck the back of the Kraken’s head, dislodging its body from between the spatial rift and storing it in the Void Storage.
While Theo and Cuengi worked on storing the Kraken’s body in the Void Storage,
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. There are so many hamsters here.”
Iona descended from the sky to reunite with her kind.
“The legend was true…”
The savior.
The Emperor of the Thunham Empire, Shokolang Hamsteria, gazed up with reverence at the pure-white hamster, Iona, descending from the heavens.
At that moment,
Crunch. Crunch.
A frivolous sound came from nearby.
What is that sound?
Frowning, Shokolang turned toward the source of the noise.
“Oh! What is this addictive crop?!”
It was his son, vigorously gnawing on a peanut.
A hamster so plump that he looked like he could roll around like a ball, this was none other than the Crown Prince of the Thunham Empire, Mousse Hamsteria.
Ah, yes. I have a son! If I marry the Savior to my Mousse, the Thunham Empire will prosper forever!
As Shokolang made up his mind to somehow marry Iona to Mousse,
Kkyuk…
[Beautiful lady, will you marry me…]
All my loneliness was for meeting this hamster!
Another hamster had beaten him to it.
It was Bochi, Sejun’s master, who had spent 300 years training in Mount Bara and remained a single hamster for three centuries.
And then,
“Kyoo-kyoo-kyoo- Get lost! Power of gravity, tear apart the enemy! Triple Black Hole!”
Kkyuk?! Kkyuuuuuuk!!!
For the crime of confessing, Bochi had to frantically run for his life to avoid being sucked into a black hole.
This isn’t going to work.
Seeing this, Shokolang quickly abandoned his plan. Even one suggestion of marriage could lead to the collapse of the Thunham Empire.
“I pay my respects to the great savior!”
The Emperor of the Thunham Empire, Shokolang Hamsteria, bowed deeply to Iona.
Kkyuk…
Unable to even properly confess and completely battered, Bochi dejectedly approached Sejun. He thought Sejun was the same type as him.
But,
“Master Bo, stay strong. Someday a good day will come for you just like it did for me.”
Sejun was a soon-to-be married man.
Haha. I already have a father-in-law, a mother-in-law, and even a brother-in-law.
Feeling proud, Sejun consoled Bochi.
Kkyuk?! Kkyuk?!
[What?! Sejun-nim is not single?!]
“What’s with that look of disbelief?!”
Kkyuk…
Hurt once again by Sejun’s words, Bochi slouched away, searching for a kindred spirit somewhere.
Just then,
104.28.193.250
[Guard Iona is being hailed as a guardian deity by the residents of Hamk.]
[Currently, Hamk has no guardian deity.]
[Guard Iona lacks sufficient divinity to become the guardian deity of Hamk.]
[Please designate a proxy guardian deity for Hamk in place of Guard Iona .]
[The proxy guardian deity’s qualification can be revoked at any time if Guard Iona attains the necessary divinity to oversee Hamk.]
A message appeared before Sejun.
Iona, who had recently gained great enlightenment and significantly increased her strength, now possessed higher divinity than Sejun. However, Hamk was a Level 7 world.
To become Hamk’s guardian deity, she needed even greater divinity than that required for other worlds.
“Who should I pick as the proxy guardian deity?”
As Sejun pondered,
Kueng!
[Dad, we’re done!]
(Pip-pip!)
Cuengi and Paespaes, who had loaded the Kraken’s body into the Void Storage, flew over and clung to Sejun’s sides and shoulders.
“Puhuhut. Chairman Park, I’ve returned, meow!”
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Sejun-nim, hello.”
Theo also appeared with Iona, who had crushed Bochi’s hopes, hanging from his tail, and clung to Sejun’s knee.
“Good job, everyone.”
Pat. Pat.
Sejun patted the heads of his companions, praising them.
“Is Blackie still not back?”
Kyurorong.
As Sejun patted the still-sleeping Blackie’s head,
Inside the Kraken’s mental world,
“Kraken, raise your seven tentacles and bow your head!”
“Yes!”
“Now tell me everything you know!”
“Yes! Currently, the calamities are being commanded by Jǫrmungandr-nim. Hydra and Leviathan are in the middle of molting! And also…”
Blackie was extracting information about the calamities from the Kraken.
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