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Chapter 75: Who else could be that ugly?



Even though there were no old grudges or recent disputes, Timothy was not about to show any mercy if this guy dared to collude with the three Holy Emperors.

"That\'s right, there\'s something else."

Holy Maiden Aeliana suddenly spoke up, "I\'ve heard reliable rumors that Nolan has always been smitten with Goddess Sylvia, and he believes that Goddess Sylvia reciprocates his feelings. He\'s been spreading this around carelessly, claiming that one day he\'ll ascend to the Sky Sanctuary to marry Goddess Sylvia."

"Is that all true?"

"Absolutely. Nolan even spread rumors that the goddess showed him favor by smiling at him three times, clearly indicating her secret affection for him."

"What? Has this guy lost his mind? Smiling three times as a favor? Sounds more like he\'s laughing at how ridiculous you are." Timothy felt a surge of energy, his aura bristling with murderous intent.

Dare to covet my wife and spread rumors about it?

If I don\'t pin you down and give you a thrashing, I\'m no man!

Timothy suddenly leaned in close to Holy Maiden Aeliana and asked, "One more thing, this Nolan, is he handsome?"

"Somewhat handsome. He has royal blood flowing through his veins and is blessed with an Enlightenment Body. Across the entire realm, he\'s probably among the top tier. There are quite a few female cultivators secretly pining for him."

"Well, damn." Timothy\'s resolve hardened, and he couldn\'t help but clench his fists.

Three crimes in one, taking his head off and using it as a soccer ball wouldn\'t be too much!

"I\'ve decided on Phoenix Kingdom, and no one\'s going to stop me!" Timothy slammed his hand on the desk, his killing intent palpable.

"You\'re indeed the best man for the job, but remember, Nolan carries the Enlightenment Body and bears the fortune of Phoenix Kingdom. His background isn\'t as simple as it appears.

You must be extremely cautious on this journey." Sylvia stepped forward, extending her delicate hand, "Let me see your storage ring, I want to check if the magical treasures and spiritual medicines you carry are sufficient."

"Uh..." For some reason, Timothy suddenly felt that although his wife was indeed concerned about him, she might also be using this as an excuse to check on his personal savings.

But no matter, aside from a very mysterious and precious source hidden on his person, there was nothing incriminating in his storage ring.

Without hesitation, Timothy handed over his storage ring to Sylvia.

It contained a Heavenly-level Phoenix Blade, some not-so-precious magical treasures and spiritual medicines he had taken from other cultivators, and some Epic-level treasures from the system that were valuable but certainly not something a goddess would consider significant.

However, among them, Sylvia found a strange, crimson spiritual medicine engraved with dragon patterns, emitting a powerful yang energy as if burning with blazing fire, with dragon chants emanating from it, clearly of a very high grade.

No, this spiritual medicine might even be of Heavenly-level!

The value of a Heavenly-level spiritual medicine goes without saying,even a powerful entity like Sky Sanctuary had few of them.

For many Sects, a single Heavenly-level spiritual medicine could be a treasured heirloom passed down through generations.

What exactly was this Heavenly-level spiritual medicine?

Sylvia was puzzled, her mind filtering through the books she had read.

Many books were imprinted in her mind, and she could easily recall them with a little thought.

But as she flipped through the last few pages of the "Complete Book of Alchemy," Sylvia\'s cheeks suddenly heated up, and her hand holding the crimson spiritual medicine trembled slightly.

No wonder this spiritual medicine emitted such powerful yang energy, no wonder Timothy had carefully hidden it in the deepest part of the spatial ring!

This was the legendary Dragon\'s Roar Virility Pill!

And it was a Heavenly-level one, incredibly precious!

"You... you actually had this kind of spiritual medicine!" Sylvia couldn\'t help but step back, her face flushed with embarrassment as she looked at Timothy with a complex expression.

"So you were really after my body!"

"What medicine... damn!" Timothy was completely caught off guard by this revelation.

And with Holy Maiden Aeliana right there, the situation was embarrassingly public!

Timothy\'s mind buzzed as he quickly tried to explain, "Honey, it was an accident, I really wasn\'t planning to use this on you!"

But Sylvia bit her lip, even more embarrassed and angry, "Or were you planning to use this medicine on some other woman?"

"Huh?"

"Honey, you\'re getting it all wrong..."

A Heavenly-level Dragon\'s Roar Virility Pill—there probably wasn\'t a man in the world who wouldn\'t want it. Especially when faced with a wife as unattainable and icy as Sylvia, having such a pill might just...

But now, there was no way he could keep the medicine.

With a sigh of resignation, Timothy said, "Then you decide how to use this medicine."

"That\'s more like it..." Sylvia took out a small wooden box and tossed the Dragon\'s Roar Virility Pill into it.

Then, with a huff, she seemingly casually threw it into her spatial ring.

Timothy was stunned, not expecting Sylvia to keep it instead of destroying it.

"Honey, what are you doing?"

"Let\'s... let\'s just talk about this later, I don\'t want to see this sleazy medicine right now." Sylvia pursed her lips and averted her gaze.

"Talk about it later? Wait, honey, do you mean!" Timothy chuckled, stepping forward and gently wrapping his arms around Sylvia\'s delicate body.

"Honey, I\'m not going anywhere today, let\'s sleep together tonight!"

"Get lost!"

But the next moment, Timothy was kicked out of the Sky Sanctuary by an embarrassed and furious Sylvia.

Although the kick seemed forceful, it was deliberately cushioned with spiritual power, not harming Timothy at all.

"Indeed, my wife is cold on the outside but warm on the inside."

Landing lightly outside the palace, Timothy dusted himself off and stood up.

To get back the Dragon\'s Roar Virility Pill.

No, to use the Dragon\'s Roar Virility Pill, Nolan must die!

Outside the Sky Sanctuary, the disciples were shocked to see Timothy kicked out, rushing over to ask, "Brother Timothy, what happened? Did you anger the goddess?"

"Not at all, just got caught by the goddess with a hidden spiritual medicine." Timothy stretched his back, appearing nonchalant.

"Spiritual medicine? Did you hide some demonic potion?"

"Of course not, why would I keep such a thing?"

"Then is it a Bloodthirsty Pill that temporarily boosts strength by draining life?"

"No, it\'s not that either."

"Could it be..."

Timothy cut them off, "Stop guessing, it\'s a medicine the goddess also likes."

"The goddess likes it too?"

"Forget it, it\'s not for kids."

Timothy waved his hand dismissively and ignored the curious disciples.

...

Phoenix Kingdom.

Near the bustling Blossom City gate, two guards were checking each passerby.

"The prince has decreed that from today onward, Phoenix Kingdom and Timothy are sworn enemies. If Timothy is found within the kingdom\'s borders, he is to be executed on sight, no exceptions!"

One of the guards, holding a portrait, scrutinized each passerby.

This guard was also a cultivator at the Energy Foundation level!

Normally, as an Energy Foundation cultivator, his status among ordinary guards would be esteemed, not stuck doing mundane gatekeeping.

But recent circumstances had changed.

Ever since the prince returned from the grand festival at Blooming Sanctuary, he\'s had Timothy\'s name plastered on wanted posters all over the Phoenix Kingdom. They even distributed his portrait to every town.

And the bounty on Timothy\'s head? A whopping ten thousand Mana Crystals!

That\'s ten thousand Mana Crystals we\'re talking about!

Ten thousand—more than enough to live lavishly for several lifetimes.

And if catching him could get the prince\'s favor, well, the sky\'s the limit for one\'s future!

Two local guards were practically drooling over the thought, scrutinizing every passerby.

Though the job was tough, nabbing Timothy could turn their lives around, setting them up for a lifetime of luxury.

But under the scorching sun, as crowds streamed into the city, the guards were sweating buckets, their backs aching, yet no suspicious figure in sight.

"Man, do you think we\'ll ever even spot this Timothy guy?" one guard groaned, lifting the portrait.

"Doubt it. But if Timothy does show, spotting him would be a piece of cake," the other guard smirked, pointing at the portrait.

The portrait depicted "Timothy" as a hideous creature with three heads and six arms, a fierce face, and four sharp fangs, complete with a full beard, looking utterly grotesque.

"Are you sure this is Timothy?" Just then, a voice suddenly chimed in from beside them.

The guards jumped, shocked that someone had managed to sneak up on them.

"Holy crap?"

"Holy crap!"

They both exclaimed in unison, taken aback by the newcomer\'s striking appearance.

They\'d seen handsome men before, even the prince himself, but this guy was on another level.

More so, there was something intriguing about him, a certain allure that was hard to ignore.

"Dude, you\'re way too handsome to be the monster in this picture," one guard blurted out.

"Monster? May I ask who this is supposed to be?" the newcomer raised an eyebrow.

"That\'s supposed to be Timothy. Who else could be that ugly?"

"Oh?"

Standing before the guards was none other than Timothy himself.

He had planned to sneak into the capital of Phoenix Kingdom to figure out what Nolan was up to and deal with the guy who was after his wife.

But he hadn\'t expected to find himself a wanted man throughout the kingdom.

And those wanted posters? Each one uglier than the last!

Compared to some, this six-armed version was almost flattering. In others, he barely looked human!

Timothy smirked, not a friendly one: "But I heard this Timothy guy is so handsome it\'s unreal. They say just one look could make any girl fall head over heels. How could he possibly look like that monster?"

"Uh..." The guards muttered, clearly confused, "We heard there was a Timothy from Sky Sanctuary who was incredibly handsome.

But it seems like the prince had all the artists who painted Timothy handsomely executed. The uglier the portrait, the bigger the reward for the artist... so it ended up like this."

"We don\'t dare say or ask too much. If it\'s the prince\'s decision, best keep our mouths shut..." The guards quickly clammed up.

"By the way, what would you guys do if I said I was Timothy?"

Suddenly, Timothy threw out the question.

The guards paused but then burst out laughing: "Ha! You\'re joking, right? With your looks, how could you possibly be that ugly Timothy?"

"If you really are Timothy, I could do a handstand and eat smelly socks!"


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